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You use your boob to hold the baby's bottle because your ear itches.
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PSA - this is,meant to be fun/funny/cute, not a bf vs bottle feeding debate!
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by on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:11 PM
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Fordprefect
by Silver Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:17 PM

When getting to go to target by yourself is exciting.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:18 PM
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Lol yes i think we could add random food, boogers, and on an extra special day pee or poop!

Quoting scoleman828:

Can we add random food, drink, God only knows what other, residue to that list. Lol

Quoting Anonymous:

Go go to the grocery store and dont realize that you have spite up on you till your going to check out,. And then barely ever care lol



Maxi_Maxi
by Gold Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:18 PM
When you keep telling everyone if they're hungry there's ham in the fridge.
CorpCityGrl
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:18 PM

When you've gone from barely awake to fully dressed with bags packed and ready to go in 15 minutes.

CorpCityGrl
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:18 PM

When you keep asking if people are hungry or need something to drink.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:18 PM
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When taking a dump consists of an audience of midgets
villagemamma
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:19 PM

When you hold it all day so that you can go to the bathroom in peace after kids are in bed lol

CorpCityGrl
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:19 PM

When grocery shopping by yourself is a vacation...heck when going to the bathroom by youself is a vacation!

krazymom2boyz
by Silver Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:19 PM
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When you're talking to someone and say "excuse me, I need to potty"!
When your husband is leaving and you tell him to "be good, be happy, and mind your manners"
Mamaof3and1tobe
by Platinum Member on Aug. 28, 2013 at 1:19 PM
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When someone says their stomach hurts and you ask if they've pooped
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