I have had one calling my phone for about two weeks now that wants me to basically log them into my computer for updates or something. I am not stupid. and I'd like to share what I said to them.
Call #1 I answered. Fast talking guy trying to get me to connect him into my computer.
Me - I work on computers. I do all this myself. He still kept on, I ended up just hanging up on him.
Call #2 - lady trying to do the same thing.
Me - "Yo no hablo Engels."
Her: oh you speak Spanish.
Me: "no intenendes." (I can say, just not spell it lol).
Her: okay thank you.
Call #3 - (same number as first two btw)
Me: Crisis hotline, this is Mary, how are you today?
Different fast talking lady talking about the computer again.
Me: mam, this is a Crisis line, we don't have computers. Just phones.
Her: still trying to get me to connect my computer.
Me: oh just jump off a bridge will you?
What have you said to these type of callers lately?