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S#*t kids say!

Posted by on Sep. 5, 2013 at 3:25 AM
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Today, DS told me that my butt was as big as a dinosaur.

Once, when my sister was little, my mom brought her in the bathroom stall with her at Target, and she asked my mom, "Hey mom, how come your butt hangs over the toilet seat so far?" All the other ladies in the bathroom were cracking up.


What random/embarrassing shit do your kids say?
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katemckenzie
by Kate on Sep. 5, 2013 at 3:27 AM
BUMP!
Redwoods_Mama
by Platinum Member on Sep. 5, 2013 at 3:28 AM
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My little, non-sociopathic (I swear) boy told me yesterday, in the sweetest voice... "I'm gonna cut you up.  And you nose, and your ears, and your milkies, and your eyes, and your baby..."  we were just snuggling and reading bedtime stories!

O.O  I'm over here all "The power of Christ compels you.  The power of Christ compels you!"

katemckenzie
by Kate on Sep. 5, 2013 at 3:29 AM
I WOULD BE SCARED TO GO TO SLEEP! Lol

Quoting Redwoods_Mama:

My little, non-sociopathic (I swear) boy told me yesterday, in the sweetest voice... "I'm gonna cut you up.  And you nose, and your ears, and your milkies, and your eyes, and your baby..."  we were just snuggling and reading bedtime stories!


O.O  I'm over here all "The power of Christ compels you.  The power of Christ compels you!"

mom2bahandcch
by Bronze Member on Sep. 5, 2013 at 3:29 AM
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Bump for a spot so I can read them when more people post.
katemckenzie
by Kate on Sep. 5, 2013 at 3:29 AM
Maybe if people would POST!

Quoting mom2bahandcch:

Bump for a spot so I can read them when more people post.
katemckenzie
by Kate on Sep. 5, 2013 at 3:30 AM
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Once when SS was 3, he was drinking milk from a regular cup, and he said "OH! The milk is very close to my eyes!!!" We laughed.
mom2bahandcch
by Bronze Member on Sep. 5, 2013 at 3:31 AM
Maybe they are sleeping?

Quoting katemckenzie:

Maybe if people would POST!



Quoting mom2bahandcch:

Bump for a spot so I can read them when more people post.
mommyof11050307
by Platinum Member on Sep. 5, 2013 at 3:31 AM
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Not embarrassing but my 6 yo daughter will keep her teacher on her toes this year. She explained to the class they were going to write a ( page story a page at a time and gave them a topic. Her teacher asked her what she was going to write on and she responded paper. The teacher reword her question and my daughter gave her the correct answer. I laughed so I hard I was crying.
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PeacefulLotus
by on Sep. 5, 2013 at 3:31 AM
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When I was around 3, my dad had melanoma in his shoulder. He explained it to me as bugs in his shoulder that he needed surgery to get rid of. In the middle of the night, around 2 am or so, I woke my parents up. I woke them up by standing at my dad's side of the bed, yanking off his covers (he always slept shirtless), holding up the big Ass butcher knife I was carrying, and said "ill cut the bugs out of you daddy".

Officially my creepiest moment ever.
PeacefulLotus
by on Sep. 5, 2013 at 3:33 AM
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Every time I make a fart, no matter how miniscule, both my kids pipe up "you pooped! Mommy pooped!" I try to never ever fart in public.
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