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Flats butts-if you have a butt that looks like it was smashed

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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with a big paddle, as in there is no bump and it looks like your ass just melts into your legs.....Please keep it covered with a shirt.  But it's gross looking.  You are supposed to have an ass not a flat thing you shit out of. Why do people with these types of asses wear shirts that don't cover their butts!  It's not natural and looks nasty!

Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 5, 2013 at 2:46 PM
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Pink.Sunshine.
by on Sep. 5, 2013 at 2:47 PM

My booty is small but it's round.

xMs.Shannax
by Bronze Member on Sep. 5, 2013 at 2:48 PM
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LMAO!!! You should have said Walmart makes the booty pop underwear...that will fix a flat! HAHA! 

ff-princess
by Ruby Member on Sep. 5, 2013 at 2:48 PM
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piss off. why don't you keep your face covered with a bag, no one wants to see that either.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Sep. 5, 2013 at 2:48 PM

Covering it with a shirt doesn't help...what are you thinking?

CMcLaws
by Platinum Member on Sep. 5, 2013 at 2:48 PM
...wut?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Sep. 5, 2013 at 2:48 PM

Oh my... I know who made this post.... I have a somewhat flat butt, but look great and in shape still. Thanks Area code.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Sep. 5, 2013 at 2:48 PM
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Lmao That is so wrong! Some people can't help their body types.
jupiter5
by on Sep. 5, 2013 at 2:49 PM
Everyone can wear what they want stop hating grow up and avert your eyes!
crescentstar2
by Anne on Sep. 5, 2013 at 2:49 PM
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Could totally have kids draw pics on the bag, new look every day!

Quoting ff-princess:

piss off. why don't you keep your face covered with a bag, no one wants to see that either.
imandia4
by Gold Member on Sep. 5, 2013 at 2:49 PM
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Hey I have a flat ass. I refuse to dress to your liking.
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