LMAO. And he's like "OH THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK? FINE. I'LL JUST GO. I'LL JUST GO AND GET A FUCKING BOYFRIEND."
So he like stalks out and I'm like "FINE. HAVE FUN!"
And he's like "I WILL."
And he got in the car and then a minute later I got a text and he's like "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL ME GAY? IS IT THE NEW SHIRTS I GOT FOR WORK?"
And just to clarify: He's not gay. I don't have a problem with gays but I don't want my husband to be gay. And we're over the fight now.