I had put both of my munchkins in bed tonight at about 7:45 pm, I retired to my room to browse CM a little and "fold some laundry" lol. About 20-25 minutes later, I heard the fridge alarm (which beeps when the door is left open) and I went into the kitchen and Dd5 was sitting on the floor eating out of a jar of mayonaise BY THE SPOOFULL *Barf!!!*.
Apparently, she had gotten up because she wanted ice cream and couldn't find any so she ate mayo instead... Omg I gagged so much, its a good thing there is a garbage bin in there, otherwise I would have hurled everywhere.
I told Dd if she ever wants anything from the kitchen to ask me first.
Whats the grossest thing your child has ever done?