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Kids are so gross

Posted by on Sep. 6, 2013 at 11:40 PM
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Sometimes.
I had put both of my munchkins in bed tonight at about 7:45 pm, I retired to my room to browse CM a little and "fold some laundry" lol. About 20-25 minutes later, I heard the fridge alarm (which beeps when the door is left open) and I went into the kitchen and Dd5 was sitting on the floor eating out of a jar of mayonaise BY THE SPOOFULL *Barf!!!*.
Apparently, she had gotten up because she wanted ice cream and couldn't find any so she ate mayo instead... Omg I gagged so much, its a good thing there is a garbage bin in there, otherwise I would have hurled everywhere.
:(

I told Dd if she ever wants anything from the kitchen to ask me first.

Whats the grossest thing your child has ever done?
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mishamama
by Platinum Member on Sep. 6, 2013 at 11:41 PM
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mishamama
by Platinum Member on Sep. 6, 2013 at 11:41 PM
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mishamama
by Platinum Member on Sep. 6, 2013 at 11:41 PM


Quoting mishamama:

Bump!
mes_deux_amours
by Platinum Member on Sep. 6, 2013 at 11:42 PM
A friend of mine told me he ate sticks if butter when he was a kid. **gag**

I'm sure my kids have done weird things but I can't think of any atm
3MusketeerMama
by EmmaRye Pie on Sep. 6, 2013 at 11:42 PM
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Stored a bunch of boogers on the back of his bedrail. We didn't see it for months since it was up against the wall and it was quite the "booger forest". We now check regularly and keep kleenex close to his bed. Ugh. 


gwebkeijmmm
by Ruby Member on Sep. 6, 2013 at 11:42 PM
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Em ate one of her turds once.
crescentstar2
by Anne on Sep. 6, 2013 at 11:43 PM
Lol mt guys haven't done that!
JamieBue38
by Jamie on Sep. 6, 2013 at 11:43 PM
Hahaha! Ew that would make me barf too! Besides my DDs gross diapers lol....
My mom tells me that when I was about 3, we were at a church event and I got my hands on a cupcake. I dropped it, frosting down. When I picked it up, I scooped up the frosting on the floor and ate it in front of hundreds of people. She was SO embarrassed lol!
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Sep. 6, 2013 at 11:43 PM

Lmao

LucyMom08
by BS Intolerant on Sep. 6, 2013 at 11:44 PM
I did too...my grandmother still teases me about it, haha...

Quoting mes_deux_amours:

A friend of mine told me he ate sticks if butter when he was a kid. **gag**



I'm sure my kids have done weird things but I can't think of any atm
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