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CPS is so going to come here

Posted by on Sep. 10, 2013 at 1:25 AM
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Ok so maybe I'm weird to see the humor in this, maybe not.

When dd and I got home from gymnastics, dh was on the phone with the Internet guy. He was on the phone through this whole incident.

So, we have 3 kids involved in this. The dss hid in his room. So we have ods, dd, and yds. They are 11, 10, 7 respectively.

So ods was prepping dinner plates in the kitchen. The kitchen is a rectangle with the island in the middle. While he was prepping dh was in the room with the router and I was going to the bathroom. Yds was getting a glass of ice water and was in the fridge. Dd came into the kitchen and pushed him out of her way and pinned him between the refrigerator door and the counter. Yds pushed the fridge door and knocked her into the trash can, she started screaming and he went around the island behind her and kicked her in the butt. She then ran the other way around and grabbed him as he was making his escape. Dh and I are booking it down the hallway to find out what was going on because we hear screaming. We get down there and I'm yelling "what the hell is going on?" Right as ods has a plastic spatula whacking dd to get her to let go of yds.

We get them all separated and I find out the whole story as I just relayed. I didn't realize that dh was on the phone the whole time as I'm yelling, "I have told you we don't let the crazy out of the house. The phone counts as out of the house. The crazy stays INSIDE THE HOUSE".


Now, when I say that, I mean the off the wall behavior and craziness, NOT a person. Well dh gets off the phone and said "I wonder if he thought you were calling one of the kids "the crazy".

Oh my, I wonder how I would explain that if someone did show up asking questions??? I am sooooooo embarrassed.
by on Sep. 10, 2013 at 1:25 AM
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bandzbandzbandz
by on Sep. 10, 2013 at 1:27 AM
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Don't be it's funny and people should know better than thinking you call your kids that.
orchardmoma
by on Sep. 10, 2013 at 1:27 AM

Haha! All I can say is I wish I was a fly on your wall!!! 

lovemymini
by Emerald Member on Sep. 10, 2013 at 1:30 AM
Lol. That would've been hilarious to see in person. You need your own tv show.

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MumsTheWord571
by Platinum Member on Sep. 10, 2013 at 1:30 AM
Lol! Too funny. Kids.
AF2011
by Ruby Member on Sep. 10, 2013 at 1:32 AM
Hahaha oh my gosh! This made ma laugh!
petie1104
by Gold Member on Sep. 10, 2013 at 1:35 AM
Dss came out afterwards looking all sheepish trying to avoid the situation completely and hide the fact that he was in his room trying not to laugh.
kpooh79
by New Member on Sep. 10, 2013 at 1:36 AM

You don't have to be embarrassed and I don't think you need to worry either. Oh and thanks for the laugh, your kids sound like mine.

Elishas_mommy10
by Silver Member on Sep. 10, 2013 at 1:59 AM

Sounds like a typical night at my place lol

susannah2000
by Platinum Member on Sep. 10, 2013 at 5:43 AM

Ah well,every good dinner starts with a free for all in the kitchen! Sounds like daughter got what was coming to her! I am sure the guy on the phone has heard alot, I doubt he was fazed.

siennasmamma
by Gold Member on Sep. 10, 2013 at 5:48 AM
LOL. Too funny. I'm sure the guy didn't think much of it. You're good. :)
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