Tell a story...either real or made up. Then others have to decide troll or not. I will start.
40 years ago my uncle was driving down a side road and saw a box on the side of the road. He felt the need to stop and at least move it further off the road. Inside was a newborn baby. He rushed it to the hospital and the baby lived. She was put up for adoption and adopted by my uncles best friend and his wife.