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Who knew greying private parts was..............

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Who knew greying private parts was a problem that needed solving? Amazon sell £30 dye to restore 'rosy hue' - but hilarious reviews slam 'ridiculous' product

While waxing and grooming of pubic hair has long been de rigueur, the increasing popularity of  labioplasty and other cosmetic procedures for women's private parts suggests that the appearance of the nether regions is becoming something of an obsession for appearance-concious women.

However the latest product to hit the market aimed at the transformation of 'greying' feminine areas may be a step too far for some.

My New Pink Button is a cosmetic genital dye that claims to be able to restore women's labia to a 'youthful pink'.

My New Pink Button is a temporary genital dye designed to correct 'greying' and restore a 'youthful pink' to a woman's nether regions

Available to buy on Amazon for £23 ($36.95), My New Pink Button comes in four shades, 'Ginger', 'Marilyn', 'Bettie' and 'Audrey' all packaged in a Fifties-style tin.

The dye is temporary and is applied with an applicator to the area where it takes effect immediately.

While one may question where the idea for such a product came from, the website states that the 'patent pending formula' was designed by a certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital colour loss. 

While looking online for a solution the website says she discovered 'thousands of other women' asking the same questions regarding their colour loss. 

After much research she could unearth no solution and, after a discussion with her gynecologist, she decided to create her own.

'Now there's a solution!' the website crows, as if it were they had found the answer to some question we'd all been asking.

Each so-called Dye System Kit includes 20 disposable applicators, a mixing dish, the labia colourant and an instructional guide.

The four shades of dye mean you can pick the level and intensity of change - ranging from Marilyn at the lighter end to Audrey at the darkest.

The darkest shade is described as for the 'woman who wants to be daring' to give a 'bold burgundy pink colour'.

'Perfect for everyone, and your own base colour will determine the depth of this shade. Tonight it's Show time!!' the website states.

However for those less willing to make a statement with their lady-parts there is Marilyn 'for beginners'.

Many of the top rated customer comments are decidedly tongue-in-cheek

Marilyn is described as perfect for those 'who want to make a slight, fresh colour change in their appearance or those who are very fair skinned' while Bettie prompts a more exciting description.

The website says: 'Think of that favourite lipstick you wear for those dressy black tie affairs and think "Bettie". This shade blends with a woman's own skin tones to bring out that "sexy hot pink, I am fired up, look". Go dancing this weekend and remember to bring "Bettie" along!'

But those who have discovered the product for sale on Amazon have had mixed reactions, with most of the top rated customer reviews taking a slightly tongue-in-cheek attitude to the existence of My New Pink Button.

Despite the understandable cynicism surround the necessity of labia dye, nearly all the shades of the dye have sold out, with only two pots of 'Ginger' remaining in stock.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2419876/Who-knew-greying-genitals-problem-Amazon-stocking-30-labia-dye-restore-rosy-hue.html

Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 17, 2013 at 2:38 AM
Replies (21-24):
ImNotKarl
by Also Not Paul on Sep. 17, 2013 at 3:45 AM

Deal. If it's any consolation, I also do silly things. Just not to my genitals, usually. Usually. lol.

Quoting ChewyBrownies:

Only if you take me to the hospital after :D

Quoting ImNotKarl:

You are amazing and hilarious. Be my friend so I can watch you do silly things?

Quoting ChewyBrownies:

I wanted to try it do i dabbed it on my finger before putting it down there and tapped it on my tongue



Quoting Sarina.c.c:

Wait.....you actually tried the product to know it tastes like that?





Quoting ChewyBrownies:

And it tasted like KoolAid



I am NOT Karl. But I might still eat your hands.

momofpreemieboy
by on Sep. 17, 2013 at 3:46 AM
I'm not old enough for the greying I guess. Mine is still the same as when I was 20 something lol. I'm 42. Maybe I'm abnormal!!!
ChewyBrownies
by Platinum Member on Sep. 17, 2013 at 3:46 AM
Lol alls fair in love and putting KoolAid mixed with acid on your vagina

Quoting ImNotKarl:

Deal. If it's any consolation, I also do silly things. Just not to my genitals, usually. Usually. lol.

Quoting ChewyBrownies:

Only if you take me to the hospital after :D



Quoting ImNotKarl:

You are amazing and hilarious. Be my friend so I can watch you do silly things?

Quoting ChewyBrownies:

I wanted to try it do i dabbed it on my finger before putting it down there and tapped it on my tongue





Quoting Sarina.c.c:

Wait.....you actually tried the product to know it tastes like that?







Quoting ChewyBrownies:

And it tasted like KoolAid



ImNotKarl
by Also Not Paul on Sep. 17, 2013 at 3:49 AM
1 mom liked this

That made me laugh so much harder than it should have. I woke up my kids I was laughing so hard.

Quoting ChewyBrownies:

Lol alls fair in love and putting KoolAid mixed with acid on your vagina

Quoting ImNotKarl:

Deal. If it's any consolation, I also do silly things. Just not to my genitals, usually. Usually. lol.

Quoting ChewyBrownies:

Only if you take me to the hospital after :D



Quoting ImNotKarl:

You are amazing and hilarious. Be my friend so I can watch you do silly things?

Quoting ChewyBrownies:

I wanted to try it do i dabbed it on my finger before putting it down there and tapped it on my tongue





Quoting Sarina.c.c:

Wait.....you actually tried the product to know it tastes like that?







Quoting ChewyBrownies:

And it tasted like KoolAid




I am NOT Karl. But I might still eat your hands.

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