Spin off: what's the worst thing your parents accidentally did to you as a child?
My mother has slammed my fingers in the car door. She also accidentally poisoned me. As well as broke my nose opening a door I was behind. She ran over my sisters foot but that was mostly my sisters fault. But these are things we laugh about today.
Oh also I jumped into shallow water (maybe six inches when I thought it was much deeper) my mom said my ankle was fine. She made me do chores for three days before taking me to te hospital. My chores included cleaning my room, scrubbing the kitchen floor, and making dinner then cleaning up after dinner. I had a fracture that went into the growth plate so one of my legs is shorter then the other. She felt so bad I didn't do chores for almost a month.