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Can't get laid because of my damn dog!

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I'm single and dating a great guy for the first time in a long time. Every time we get all hot and bothered and things get intimate, my dog freaks out! I'm going crazy!! If I put him in his kennel (and don't leave) he barks. If I keep him off the bed, he barks, if we make out, he barks, if my guy moans....the damn dog barks. OMG!!! What do I do?

It's just been my dog and I for a long time. He doesn't bark hardly ever when it's just us. Just the normal barking if someone comes to the door or if there's someone scetchy outside. I've had him for 12+ years. But, hot damn...,I just wanna get some without the dog freaking out!
Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 21, 2013 at 1:22 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Sep. 21, 2013 at 2:42 PM

Wow that sucks, LOL

Anonymous
by Anonymous 9 on Sep. 21, 2013 at 2:42 PM

Don't touch each other or have him make any noises, that way the dog will not bark. 

melly_v88
by on Sep. 21, 2013 at 2:43 PM

Dogs are a good judge of character. Just sayin.

sarasunshine99
by Silver Member on Sep. 21, 2013 at 2:44 PM

Awww, don't blame the dog!

lisabiron3
by on Sep. 21, 2013 at 2:44 PM

 Put a muzzle on him and put him in his cage. It's not mean or cruel and eventually he will get the hint.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 10 on Sep. 21, 2013 at 2:47 PM

Buy a zap collar for barking.  Every time the dog barks... ZAPPPP!!

Pretty soon he won't bark at all.

momof2boy2girl
by Valerie on Sep. 21, 2013 at 2:51 PM

Our old lab would just lay on the floor when we did our thing (almost always in a place where he would end up being stepped on). Aubro was loose once when we started and excitedly jumped on the bed to give me puppy kisses because he thought it was play time, temporarily spoiling the mood. He stays crated for sexy time now lol.

pregnant

lucille.bluth
by Gold Member on Sep. 21, 2013 at 2:56 PM

Your dog is probably jealous. When DH and I started dating my dog would jump up on the couch and squeeze between us. If DH got up the dog would take his seat. The dog wanted nothing to do with my DH. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 11 on Sep. 21, 2013 at 2:58 PM

Dogs have an uncanny knack of knowing if someone is not as nice as you think they are.

Best to pay attention to your dog.

 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 11 on Sep. 21, 2013 at 3:00 PM

 


Quoting Anonymous:

Buy a zap collar for barking.  Every time the dog barks... ZAPPPP!!

Pretty soon he won't bark at all.


 Aren't you a prize.

Do you put zap collars on your kids too?

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