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if you had a penis...

Posted by on Sep. 23, 2013 at 1:07 AM
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What would you name it and why?
Mine would be EXCALIBUR! 'Cause baby, let me put my sword in your stone. ;)
by on Sep. 23, 2013 at 1:07 AM
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ymom3
by Silver Member on Sep. 23, 2013 at 1:09 AM
Princess Sophia
lyranightshade
by Platinum Member on Sep. 23, 2013 at 1:12 AM
So masculine! I'm all a twitter! Lol


Quoting ymom3:

Princess Sophia

Sassy762
by CAFE SASSY HBIC on Sep. 23, 2013 at 1:12 AM
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★ Womb broom

★ Mutton dagger

★ Snot rocket

★ Yogurt slinger

★ Meat scepter

★ Weapon of ass destruction

★ Wedding wrecker

★ Clam hammer

★ Spam javelin

★ Taco warmer

★ Tuna torpedo

★ Meat popsicle

★ Mr. Sniffles

★ Muff marauder

Moar Nasty Names for Penis

★ AIDS baster

★ Dora the explorer

★ Kidney scraper

★ Gash mallet

★ Crotch vomiter

★ Cervix crusader

★ Womb raider

★ Whore thermometer

★ Uncle Reamus

★ Vagina miner

★ Veinous Maximus

 Vlad the Impaler.....My choice, lol

★ Vomit rod

★ Puff the one-eyed dragon

★ The artful throbber

★ Jurassic pork

★ The bone ranger

★ Womb ferret

★ Baloney baton

★ Tummy banana

★ Tiny Tim

★ Skin flute

★ Slit-eyed demon

★ Sludge pump

★ Ho wrecker

★ Porridge gun


Personal Favourites

★ Woody womb pecker

★ Just-in-beaver

Spanish Names for Penis

★ Berga

★ Falo

★ Poya

★ Rabo

★ Pito

Kristanna
by Gold Member on Sep. 23, 2013 at 1:14 AM
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I would be too busy crying to name it lol! I would absolutely HATE being a dude lol

the_dude
by abides on Sep. 23, 2013 at 1:15 AM

dude you're silly

dude would call it, the little lebowski urban achiever

KelleLynn
by on Sep. 23, 2013 at 1:16 AM
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LMAO...awesome. I would use a different name every time ;) 


Quoting Sassy762:

★ Womb broom

★ Mutton dagger

★ Snot rocket

★ Yogurt slinger

★ Meat scepter

★ Weapon of ass destruction

★ Wedding wrecker

★ Clam hammer

★ Spam javelin

★ Taco warmer

★ Tuna torpedo

★ Meat popsicle

★ Mr. Sniffles

★ Muff marauder

Moar Nasty Names for Penis

★ AIDS baster

★ Dora the explorer

★ Kidney scraper

★ Gash mallet

★ Crotch vomiter

★ Cervix crusader

★ Womb raider

★ Whore thermometer

★ Uncle Reamus

★ Vagina miner

★ Veinous Maximus

 Vlad the Impaler.....My choice, lol

★ Vomit rod

★ Puff the one-eyed dragon

★ The artful throbber

★ Jurassic pork

★ The bone ranger

★ Womb ferret

★ Baloney baton

★ Tummy banana

★ Tiny Tim

★ Skin flute

★ Slit-eyed demon

★ Sludge pump

★ Ho wrecker

★ Porridge gun

 

Personal Favourites

★ Woody womb pecker

★ Just-in-beaver

Spanish Names for Penis

★ Berga

★ Falo

★ Poya

★ Rabo

★ Pito


 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Sep. 23, 2013 at 1:16 AM
Penis
Blueliner
by Platinum Member on Sep. 23, 2013 at 1:16 AM

I can honestly say I have NEVER thought about this LOL

the_dude
by abides on Sep. 23, 2013 at 1:16 AM


for real sassy? where the fuck do you find this shit man?

Quoting Sassy762:

★ Womb broom

★ Mutton dagger

★ Snot rocket

★ Yogurt slinger

★ Meat scepter

★ Weapon of ass destruction

★ Wedding wrecker

★ Clam hammer

★ Spam javelin

★ Taco warmer

★ Tuna torpedo

★ Meat popsicle

★ Mr. Sniffles

★ Muff marauder

Moar Nasty Names for Penis

★ AIDS baster

★ Dora the explorer

★ Kidney scraper

★ Gash mallet

★ Crotch vomiter

★ Cervix crusader

★ Womb raider

★ Whore thermometer

★ Uncle Reamus

★ Vagina miner

★ Veinous Maximus

 Vlad the Impaler.....My choice, lol

★ Vomit rod

★ Puff the one-eyed dragon

★ The artful throbber

★ Jurassic pork

★ The bone ranger

★ Womb ferret

★ Baloney baton

★ Tummy banana

★ Tiny Tim

★ Skin flute

★ Slit-eyed demon

★ Sludge pump

★ Ho wrecker

★ Porridge gun


Personal Favourites

★ Woody womb pecker

★ Just-in-beaver

Spanish Names for Penis

★ Berga

★ Falo

★ Poya

★ Rabo

★ Pito



Kristanna
by Gold Member on Sep. 23, 2013 at 1:16 AM

My fil calls it a pecker and it makes me fucking cringe every time he says it lol. Also instead of calling someone a dick head he says pecker head

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