You bulls*** seriously makes me want to punch you in the throat.
I work at a restaurant, so obviously I'm not working with the most motivated and intelligent individuals in the world. And I guess I'm an idiot, because I have no idea how to read body language or understand what it means?
Anyway- there's this guy at work who, lately, has been acting weird with me. He'll untie my apron whenever he gets near me, knocks stuff out of my hands, like he'll bump me when I'm pouring a drink or something, chimes in with some smartass remark every time that I say something. So I'm getting supplies outside to restock our togo, and he comes out and starts giving me crap, and when I asked him what his problem was instead of answering, he kissed me. Are you kidding me? How old are we? I don't have time for this fifth grade nonsense anymore. Thank God I'm starting a new, more professional, job soon.