I think my 3 year old was a horrible person in a past life.
If he wasn't a horrible person than I don't know how else to explain why bad things happen to him. Just this month he has
1.) Busted his lip open requiring stitches.
2.) Got a splinter in his knee that resulted in a freaking MRSA infection.
3.) Swallowed a bunny shaped food pick that we're still waiting for him to pass.
4.) He broke his tooth and neither dentist from his office is in town so they won't/can't see him until tomorrow.
And that's just this month, I really don't know what to do with him. Before anyone asks, yes I watch him but I'm not home 24/7 and even when I am home I have to do other things than stare at my preschooler.