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The.Last.Rebel
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AllieKat and I have our vaginas glued together
Yesterday at 7:50 PM
Posted by on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:00 AM
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The President clicked his mouse twice, then slowly reclined in his desk chair. Stroking his chin, he let out a menacing chuckle. "Yes, perfect... Amber Alerts are gone forever."

Michele sauntered over and draped her arms around her husband. "Is it finished, dear?"

"Oh yes. They'll never find those children again. All hope is lost. Hail Satan."

"Wonderful! Dinner's at eight. Dress sharp, the Bidens are coming, and they're bringing the Antichrist." Michelle planted a kiss on his cheek and quietly exited, leaving President Obama to decide whether he wanted to wear his official Muslim Brotherhood keffiyah or his inverted cross necklace.

"Maybe I'll burn a flag later, or sacrifice a goat ... "


sidesplittinglaughterrolling on floor

by on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:00 AM
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other_mother
by Gold Member on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:03 AM

That is fucking hilarious!

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:03 AM

Stupid for a number of reasons.

'Hail Satan' is not typically used as a form of idolizing Satan the devil that you read about in Christian writings. 

Being Muslim does not automatically make one bad.

An inverted cross does not typically mean anything anti-(any) religion.

And according to some Obama himself is the antichrist.

Somebody didn't inform themselves before writing this. 

katemckenzie
by Kate on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:04 AM
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AllieKat and I have our vaginas glued together
Yesterday at 7:50 PM
by Gold Member on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:04 AM

She didn't write this seriously, she wrote it in reply to a stupid post.

Quoting Anonymous:

Stupid for a number of reasons.

'Hail Satan' is not typically used as a form of idolizing Satan the devil that you read about in Christian writings. 

Being Muslim does not automatically make one bad.

An inverted cross does not typically mean anything anti-(any) religion.

And according to some Obama himself is the antichrist.

Somebody didn't inform themselves before writing this. 


bowribbonmama
by Ruby Member on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:06 AM

sidesplittinglaughter

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:07 AM

My point still stands. I have responded to many stupid posts yet never once have I written anything that was filled with so many inaccuracies. She could have relayed her point without so much ignorance. Not to mention the disgusting stereotypes she included.


Quoting The.Last.Rebel:

She didn't write this seriously, she wrote it in reply to a stupid post.

Quoting Anonymous:

Stupid for a number of reasons.

'Hail Satan' is not typically used as a form of idolizing Satan the devil that you read about in Christian writings. 

Being Muslim does not automatically make one bad.

An inverted cross does not typically mean anything anti-(any) religion.

And according to some Obama himself is the antichrist.

Somebody didn't inform themselves before writing this. 




blue.chairs
by on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:08 AM
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It is a joke, you killjoy.


Quoting Anonymous:

My point still stands. I have responded to many stupid posts yet never once have I written anything that was filled with so many inaccuracies. She could have relayed her point without so much ignorance. Not to mention the disgusting stereotypes she included.



Quoting The.Last.Rebel:

She didn't write this seriously, she wrote it in reply to a stupid post.

Quoting Anonymous:

Stupid for a number of reasons.

'Hail Satan' is not typically used as a form of idolizing Satan the devil that you read about in Christian writings. 

Being Muslim does not automatically make one bad.

An inverted cross does not typically mean anything anti-(any) religion.

And according to some Obama himself is the antichrist.

Somebody didn't inform themselves before writing this. 






Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:09 AM
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Step 1: remove pants, or whatever garment is covering your bottom.
Step 2: bend over.
Step 3: firmly grasp end of stick.
Step 4: remove stick.
Step 5: Have Fun!
:D

Quoting Anonymous:

Stupid for a number of reasons.

'Hail Satan' is not typically used as a form of idolizing Satan the devil that you read about in Christian writings. 

Being Muslim does not automatically make one bad.

An inverted cross does not typically mean anything anti-(any) religion.

And according to some Obama himself is the antichrist.

Somebody didn't inform themselves before writing this. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:15 AM

Dear Lord....

Some people should not think. Lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:15 AM

Oh yes. I forgot. Stereotypes are just hilarious.


Quoting blue.chairs:

It is a joke, you killjoy.


Quoting Anonymous:

My point still stands. I have responded to many stupid posts yet never once have I written anything that was filled with so many inaccuracies. She could have relayed her point without so much ignorance. Not to mention the disgusting stereotypes she included.



Quoting The.Last.Rebel:

She didn't write this seriously, she wrote it in reply to a stupid post.

Quoting Anonymous:

Stupid for a number of reasons.

'Hail Satan' is not typically used as a form of idolizing Satan the devil that you read about in Christian writings. 

Being Muslim does not automatically make one bad.

An inverted cross does not typically mean anything anti-(any) religion.

And according to some Obama himself is the antichrist.

Somebody didn't inform themselves before writing this. 








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