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He gave me a fat lip and a bruised cheek :(

Anonymous
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ok, not really...

Tonight, I pretended to try and flash DH by whipping my sweatshirt up (with a tank on under it still in place). I forgot my phone was in my front pocket.

Blood. Lots of blood. I split my lip on one side, and bruised my cheek and have a huge swollen lump on the other side.

It's just another fucking Monday.

Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 7, 2013 at 11:26 PM
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KRIZZ25
by Gold Member on Oct. 7, 2013 at 11:28 PM
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so ur phone kicked ur ass?
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Oct. 7, 2013 at 11:29 PM
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That would be a highly accurate description, yep.

DH heard me screech, and fall down holding my mouth, but was like "What the fuck just happened?"

Until he saw the blood, then he was like "Oh, hell no. There's the bathroom, see you later!" ;) He's NOT a blood person.

Quoting KRIZZ25:

so ur phone kicked ur ass?


Talienas
by Platinum Member on Oct. 7, 2013 at 11:30 PM
Thanks for the chuckle but sorry for your Monday!
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Oct. 7, 2013 at 11:31 PM

Any time :)

I'm surprised I didn't crack a tooth or something. That was surprisingly painful. Like getting punched in the face, I would guess.

Quoting Talienas:

Thanks for the chuckle but sorry for your Monday!


2Sparrows4ever
by on Oct. 7, 2013 at 11:32 PM
LMAO

I am really sorry but I can so see this happening to me so LMAO!!!!!!
olivia_benson
by on Oct. 7, 2013 at 11:33 PM

Oh wow!

I can totally see me doing that!

Hope you feel better soon!

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Oct. 7, 2013 at 11:34 PM

As an aside- totally can't suck through a fucking straw.

DomsMama07
by Silver Member on Oct. 7, 2013 at 11:34 PM
Lol! Sounds like something clumsy I would do!
TiffanyRose06
by Queso<3 on Oct. 7, 2013 at 11:35 PM
Lol sounds like something I would do
Basherte
by Platinum Member on Oct. 7, 2013 at 11:35 PM

LMAO!!!!

I hope you feel better soon. 

I can't believe your phone kicked your ass! LMAO.

I can So see me doing something like this.

*hug* Hope you feel better soon.

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