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I told my daughter I was going to beat her with a stick

Posted by on Oct. 8, 2013 at 9:17 PM
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If she didn't stop being a nut. And she said "we are not allowed to bring sticks in the house mommy!"
Well she told me didn't she?
by on Oct. 8, 2013 at 9:17 PM
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grouchymama
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 8:44 AM
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When I say crazy things my kids always ask " It's a joke,right mom?"

My kids are always give me the most hilarious threats. My oldest clogged the toilet and my 5 yr old didn't want to use the other bathroom. He yells "mom, unclog this toilet right now or I will remind you again tomorrow." LOL
spunky946
by Ruby Member on Oct. 9, 2013 at 8:45 AM
Lol.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Oct. 9, 2013 at 9:52 AM
We always say stuff like that to the kids! They laugh with us : )
bensmommy1
by Silver Member on Oct. 9, 2013 at 9:53 AM
My mom used to threaten me with a stick too lol
luckysevenwow
by Ruby Member on Oct. 9, 2013 at 9:53 AM

I used to tell my kids that I was gonna tie them to a tree, smother them in peanut butter and let the dogs have at em'. Never really sure what it was going to accomplish but it made them laugh and stop being little shits :)

Tatiana7
by Gold Member on Oct. 9, 2013 at 9:54 AM
Lmao!
lovemyhoney19
by Gold Member on Oct. 9, 2013 at 9:54 AM
My dh was monitoring my dd's homework and he asked her to please be quiet and focus. She said "you really think you can talk to me like that don't you?" Wtf. She turned 6 and something snapped in her lol.
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JadenR
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 9:57 AM

LMBO! Got to love our kids!

MrsJHoward
by Gold Member on Oct. 9, 2013 at 10:00 AM
I tell my kids silly stuff like that all the time. They never believe me. Guess I need to follow through more! Lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Oct. 9, 2013 at 10:07 AM
I tell my 7yo that im gonna beat him with a dirty stick, all the time. Tge other day he popped right back with 'cant you beat me with a clean stick just once so I wont have to take a shower aftrrwards!?' I fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard.
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