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WTF did my dh just say??

Posted by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 2:40 AM
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He literally just said this, "I'ma flush you like a turd." He said it in a southern accent and it was so out of the blue...I was like What? lol and he just laughed. He's playing video games right now and being hyper.


What's the weirdest most random thing your SO has said to you?
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 2:40 AM
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got2monsters
by Ruby Member on Oct. 9, 2013 at 2:42 AM
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I could type all night with the random shit my dh has said.
But what comes to mind first is that he used to randomly balk at me like a chicken. 0.o
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Oct. 9, 2013 at 2:43 AM
Lol that's funny.

When dh has surgery and was high on pain meds he had this weird obsession with my boobs. He told the nurses that my breasts were the most honkable ones he's ever seen
JealousGrrl
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 2:43 AM
Lol, guys are weird.

Quoting got2monsters:

I could type all night with the random shit my dh has said.

But what comes to mind first is that he used to randomly balk at me like a chicken. 0.o
JealousGrrl
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 2:44 AM
Lol, awkward! haha

Quoting Anonymous:

Lol that's funny.



When dh has surgery and was high on pain meds he had this weird obsession with my boobs. He told the nurses that my breasts were the most honkable ones he's ever seen
Delightfully907
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 2:45 AM
Lol, the first word my ex ever said to me was " cornpoop " .... lol.
JealousGrrl
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 2:47 AM
LOL, gross!

Quoting Delightfully907:

Lol, the first word my ex ever said to me was " cornpoop " .... lol.
Redcodex
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 2:48 AM
In his sleep he told me, "hey, I'm gonna make out with that dog over there". I laughed so hard I almost peed lol. I asked him about it in the morning, he said he had no idea where that came from.
Okie-chick
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 2:48 AM
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I told my husband,well butter my ass and call me a biscuit! He laughs at my randomness
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Oct. 9, 2013 at 2:50 AM
He asked if I would get mad if he tried to pick me up by my vagina
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Oct. 9, 2013 at 2:51 AM

omg i cant remeber all of the crazy random shit my ex has said lol

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