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Would you take this kinky offer if you were a furloughed federal employee?

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Awesome Company Makes Kinky Offer to Ease Pain of the Government Shutdown

by Adriana Velez

gift"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." If ever there were a time for this famous quote by President John F. Kennedy, it is now, in the midst of our super-fun government shutdown. One company is taking that idea to heart ... er, well, to parts below the heart, anyway. is giving away free vibrators to furloughed federal employees through the shutdown. And if that's not selfless patriotism, I don't know what is.






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Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential? Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?

Here at we are committed to allowing our customers to find satisfaction. As vibrator enthusiasts, we want everyone to experience the pleasure that a nice vibrator can bring to partners and individuals. Besides, we know you have some free time, why not try something new?

Wow, not to put too fine a point on it. Too much time on your hands? Make use of that free time the second best way possible! I guess they're factoring in significant others who are still employed. I mean, it's not like you can just walk into work and say, "Hey, could I take the day off? My wife/husband/boyfriend has been furloughed and we'd like to spend the day [fill in the blank]." The furloughed federal employee is going to be on their own, and now they have access to the equipment they need to fill those long, lonely hours.

Orgasms for all the fed laydeeez! Sorry guys, I guess this doesn't benefit you. But you know what? You're still making a dollar to our 70 cents, so I think it's a fair trade-off.

So -- are people taking them up on that order? OF COURSE THEY ARE! On their Facebook page, says they sold out of their 200 daily limit within 20 minutes today. That's how many free vibrators their warehouses can send out a day without affecting paying customers' orders. They'll send out more tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day ... considering there's an estimated 800,000 furloughed employees, and half of them are female, this could take a while.

I guess your strategy is to keep checking back every day around lunchtime to see if you can get yours.

I think some other vibrator companies should step in to help out with the effort. Maybe Congress can't get it together to pass a budget. But I bet the makers of sex toys can cross company lines to bring Americans the pleasure we so rightly deserve. To the pursuit of happiness!

Would you take this offer if you were a furloughed federal employee?

by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 11:15 AM
Replies (11-20):
by Rachel on Oct. 9, 2013 at 11:44 AM

That's really generous but no, I wouldn't. I don't need one.  I get myself off much quicker without but that's just me :)

by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 11:44 AM

 I can assure you as a furloughed federal employee I am NOT requesting a free vibrator...but lol because it's such a strange um.....offer?

I can see it now....

Me talking to my dh:

"um, babe, I know I didn't get paid this week, but look at the new vibrator we got!!!!"

HA...I'm laughing just thinking about it!

by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 11:48 AM


Quoting liss.n.chris:

That's stupid. Sorry, you're getting no paycheck, but here, go fuck yourself.


by Platinum Member on Oct. 9, 2013 at 11:51 AM

Do men get pocket pussies?

by アニメの雌犬 on Oct. 9, 2013 at 12:21 PM


by Ruby Member on Oct. 9, 2013 at 12:36 PM

..... How odd.

by Anonymous 4 on Oct. 9, 2013 at 12:52 PM

I just wish I could get those free offers! I am grateful that my hubby is no longer working a job affected by the furlough! What a blessing just in the nick of time!! 

by Anonymous 5 on Oct. 9, 2013 at 12:55 PM
F*** no. Then the shutdown would never end! I vote absolutely no sexual pleasure for any of them both during the shutdown and afterwards as well, for however long this lasts. Then maybe they'd have some incentive to get things up and running, if you catch my drift..,

Quoting Anonymous:

They should hand out sex toys to the members of congress. 

by Gold Member on Oct. 9, 2013 at 1:13 PM


by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 1:19 PM

 Hell yeah I'd take it!

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