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My KIDS are making fun of me.

Posted by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 5:51 PM
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I have never had to cut watermelon before. When I was younger it was my mom or later when I lived with my grandma it was her. Then it has always been DH that cut it. Well DH will be home late so it was up to me to cut up the watermelon all by my self. Well I was cutting it crooked and dropped a few pieces on the floor. My kids were making comments like does daddy cut it crooked? and does daddy make this much of a mess when he cuts it. And laughing at me.  Yeah, I have such sweet  kids. haha They are 7 and 9.

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andreamarie
by Platinum Member on Oct. 9, 2013 at 5:53 PM
Sorry. Not watermellon. But I do know the feeling.
PaganKitty67
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 5:54 PM
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You sound horrid. My kids are great.


Quoting Anonymous:

They sound like little shits



jcm28
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 5:56 PM
I have had someone tell me they didn't know how to cut a watermelon I thought she was lying
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SJG1013
by SJG on Oct. 9, 2013 at 5:57 PM
http://youtu.be/FN4PF4ulNpk

Watch this. Maybe get some tips.
britmichele
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 5:58 PM
I didn't know there were people who don't know how to cut watermelon :-P
PaganKitty67
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 6:01 PM

My family jokes with each other. Sorry we aren't the brady bunch.


Quoting Anonymous:

My daughter would be running over to help not laugh and make fun of me. Your kids don't sound so great to me.

Quoting PaganKitty67:

You sound horrid. My kids are great.



Quoting Anonymous:

They sound like little shits






PaganKitty67
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 6:01 PM

We dummies are real.


Quoting jcm28:

I have had someone tell me they didn't know how to cut a watermelon I thought she was lying



PaganKitty67
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 6:01 PM
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Yep. Hangs head.


Quoting britmichele:

I didn't know there were people who don't know how to cut watermelon :-P



PaganKitty67
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 6:04 PM
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Next time I will try it that way, just not as fast :)


Quoting SJG1013:

http://youtu.be/FN4PF4ulNpk

Watch this. Maybe get some tips.



Heisenberg
by on Oct. 9, 2013 at 6:06 PM
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If anyone had to bear witness to what I did to our thanksgiving turkey the first time I had to carve it by myself, no one would have eaten it. It was awful. and it fought me as if it were still alive.

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