There is SOMETHING in my shed. I could hear it from inside so I stuck my head out the back door. We don't have raccoons or possums or those types of creatures around our neighborhood (or not that I've ever seen or noticed evidence of) so I'm worried about what it could be. My paranoid mind says there might be a robber in there. My still scared but slightly less paranoid mind says it could be a dog that's going to attack me when I go out there. My not paranoid mind says it's a cat and if I don't let it out, it's going to pee all over everything.
This shit is dh's job, damnit.