Omg, no. Santa will NOT bring you that for Christmas!
We were listening to the radio earlier and there was a commercial on for pole dancing classes, and they were stressing some sort of fireman move that they were going to teach everyone. So my four year olds ears prick up when they start talking about the fireman dance! So she says, "Oh Mommy! Can you please take us to the fireman classes?!"
"... Uh... No... what's wrong with your dance class?"
"Nothing! I just really want to do the fireman dance!"
"I don't think we have time for another dance class right now. Sorry baby."
"Oh... Well maybe Santa will give me those classes for Christmas if I'm really good!"
"Actually, those classes are for older girls. Like girls who are over 18 years old."
"Awww. I can't wait till I'm 18... "
"Who wants icecream?!"
Good God. I guess I could have gotten down to the nitty gritty with her about it, but I just wasn't feeling it tonight. lol.
What are the most awkward conversations you've had with your kids?