ETA for you "SLUT SHAMERS" - Seriously, he was the SIZE OF A GLUE STICK hard *PIC*! Most awkward date ever WWYD?
I got setup tonight by a well-meaning co-worker. This guy talked non-stop about his ex-wf that he married after dating for 6 mos off and on and how she was cheating just a month into their marriage. He was trying way too hard (beyond kiss ass nice, tried to buy me everything on the menu, too many over-the-top compliments). Still, I liked that he could make me laugh so I let him come in (kiddos are elsewhere tonight). Making out on my couch was going great, but reaching down his pants...it took everything inside of me not to laugh!!! I told him we probably shouldn't rush things and he looked at the ground his entire way out the door. I feel awful. I've given a mercy romp to a guy slightly bigger and I'm sorry, I could barely feel it. This coupled with the insecurity complex is a no go for me.
How would you have handled it?
ETA For The Slut Shaming Bitches Defending Their DH's Small Dick: I've never as of yet actually had sex or even oral sex with a man on a first date in my life, nor do I intend to. FFS, making out with a side of groping does not equate sexual intercourse. I'd swear that I just stumbled back into Jr. High. More people attacked me verses giving me their insight. Just sad. Men will treat us how we treat each other ladies! Way to hold women back.
*Seriously? I'm a loose slut if this wouldn't satisfy me? Not to mention all of the crap that comes along with a man with "Small Penis Syndrome"