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Embarrassing things kids mispronounce.

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I think the worst was when my daughter (who's schooled online) was meeting video chat with her teacher and one of my two year olds was watching a leapfrog show on Netflix and the car named axle is on the screen shes screaming all excited asshole asshole over and over and over. I just about died lol because she was trying to say axle but it came out asshole I don't know if she heard she didn't say a word I tried to ignore it because I thought she was saying asshole too until I just saw her do it again when she saw the car and they called him axle.

What are some of the emarassing things your kids have mispronounced?

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by on Oct. 30, 2013 at 2:57 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 30, 2013 at 3:46 PM
My oldest DS had a speech problem when he was younger and he use to say "I a fool" instead of "I'm full" and "I a honky" instead of "I'm hungry"!
ZakkarysMom
by Gold Member on Oct. 30, 2013 at 3:47 PM
My 4 yr says clock and it sounds like cock.
ilovecandy
by Gold Member on Oct. 30, 2013 at 3:48 PM

not many are coming to mind right now. my daughter use to call fruity pebbles fruity pimples

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 30, 2013 at 3:49 PM

Our four year old had trouble saying a bunch of words when she was little. As a result we would be those parents who got to hear her asking for a "fuck" to eat with. She was trying to say fork and the result was the f-bomb lol. Also she said "mister" as "fister" and "class room" was "ass room". LOL she says everything correctly now.

Our youngest has a hard time with fish so I get the treat of "mama I wanna scare the bitch" lol

Stephd710
by Platinum Member on Oct. 30, 2013 at 3:51 PM

My twin 3 year olds were eating some pretzel sticks.  Well they are weird and dont like the broken ones.  So Bree grabs a few and then her sister Ava tried to get some out of her hand.  Well they broke.  Bree screamed out "Heeeeeyyy!! Ava broke my DICK!!!  Mommy i need more DICKS!!!"  I laughed so hard.  

Diatech12
by Gold Member on Oct. 30, 2013 at 3:57 PM
There's a little boy at my daycare with a speech impediment and the little girl who insists in being a cat all day are best friends.
One day he came over and was like "me and x are playing TITTYS!"
I was like WHAT! Lol. Oh KITTYs! Kitty's oh ok!

He can say titty but ticket comes out as chichit.
bowribbonmama
by Ruby Member on Oct. 30, 2013 at 3:58 PM

When my almost 3 year old says sit it comes out as shit.

MamAshley4
by ~ASHLEY~ on Oct. 30, 2013 at 4:12 PM
My daughter called the ocean "oh shit"...lol
Slap_happy
by on Oct. 30, 2013 at 4:12 PM
My daughter says "gumballs" as "dumbass" lol
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 30, 2013 at 4:15 PM
Sneaky fox clapped (watching Dora) it came out Neeky fuck crapped.
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