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Embarrassing things kids mispronounce.

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I think the worst was when my daughter (who's schooled online) was meeting video chat with her teacher and one of my two year olds was watching a leapfrog show on Netflix and the car named axle is on the screen shes screaming all excited asshole asshole over and over and over. I just about died lol because she was trying to say axle but it came out asshole I don't know if she heard she didn't say a word I tried to ignore it because I thought she was saying asshole too until I just saw her do it again when she saw the car and they called him axle.

What are some of the emarassing things your kids have mispronounced?

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by on Oct. 30, 2013 at 2:57 PM
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Nichole0403
by Silver Member on Oct. 30, 2013 at 4:22 PM
When I was little I use to say orgasm for organism. Lol I always wondered my parents wouldn't stop laughing. Can't think of anything for my kids though.
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Gwyndolyn
by Gold Member on Oct. 30, 2013 at 4:22 PM

apples are assholes, LOVE IT!


Quoting Anonymous:

my daughter says:
boots like boops( but it sounds like poops)
blueberry(s) sounds like Boobie(s)
apples are assholes

probably a few more but we just got done making our rainbow fruit salads sooo that's what I can think of right now lol



Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 30, 2013 at 6:28 PM
lol it's hilarious when she asks sooo politely "mommy asshole peeze( please)?" in a store.... I'm like "ummmm of course we can get some APPLES...."

she will be two in exactly one month lol

Quoting Gwyndolyn:

apples are assholes, LOVE IT!



Quoting Anonymous:

my daughter says:

boots like boops( but it sounds like poops)

blueberry(s) sounds like Boobie(s)

apples are assholes



probably a few more but we just got done making our rainbow fruit salads sooo that's what I can think of right now lol




Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 30, 2013 at 7:11 PM

That's one for the baby book for sure.

Reminds me, once in Mexico, at the market, my husband asked for two apples and a bitch. Pear is pera, but he rolled the r, as in perra, which is bitch. Whoops.


Quoting Anonymous:

lol it's hilarious when she asks sooo politely "mommy asshole peeze( please)?" in a store.... I'm like "ummmm of course we can get some APPLES...."

she will be two in exactly one month lol

Quoting Gwyndolyn:

apples are assholes, LOVE IT!



Quoting Anonymous:

my daughter says:

boots like boops( but it sounds like poops)

blueberry(s) sounds like Boobie(s)

apples are assholes



probably a few more but we just got done making our rainbow fruit salads sooo that's what I can think of right now lol






Anonymous
by Anonymous on Oct. 30, 2013 at 7:14 PM
lmao nice! im terrible with Spanish.... thankfully I have only said the wrong thing with my in-laws lol

Quoting Anonymous:

That's one for the baby book for sure.

Reminds me, once in Mexico, at the market, my husband asked for two apples and a bitch. Pear is pera, but he rolled the r, as in perra, which is bitch. Whoops.



Quoting Anonymous:

lol it's hilarious when she asks sooo politely "mommy asshole peeze( please)?" in a store.... I'm like "ummmm of course we can get some APPLES...."



she will be two in exactly one month lol



Quoting Gwyndolyn:

apples are assholes, LOVE IT!




Quoting Anonymous:

my daughter says:


boots like boops( but it sounds like poops)


blueberry(s) sounds like Boobie(s)


apples are assholes





probably a few more but we just got done making our rainbow fruit salads sooo that's what I can think of right now lol








happykitty316
by Platinum Member on Oct. 30, 2013 at 7:15 PM

My son was internationally adopted at almost 3 years old.  Between his slight accent, his loose grasp on English and the fact that he was 3, "Santa Clause" came out sounding somewhat like "tickle-iscious."

doomshroom
by Gold Member on Oct. 30, 2013 at 7:44 PM
fish=bitch
fake/fork= fuck

Trick or Treat = Turkey cheese. Not really embarrassing, but adorable. lol.
nelliesmommy
by prettyandpierced on Oct. 30, 2013 at 7:45 PM
Lol o.o
bellasmama2010
by Member on Oct. 30, 2013 at 8:27 PM
Horse Was Whore

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Seximama89
by on Oct. 30, 2013 at 8:31 PM
My cat just had kittens , my dd says " princess the kitty's are hungry give them your pickles" she meant to say give them your nipples lol
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