I have a cat, DJ and he's 9 years old. He is ruining my life and I just don't know what to do. He's going to the vet tomorrow to be checked but he's already ruined my new relationship. I'm a single mom and the kids go to the ex's most weekends so that's kind of my time to have a life. A few months ago things got a little heated and I brought a guy home. I was drunk and it had been a really long time since I had sex, but anyway. The next morning DJ had taken a shit in the master bathroom sink. It was really weird and embarrassing but I didn't think all that much of it. Fast forward to now. I've been dating a guy for two months. I like him so much. Last weekend I invited him to my apartment for dinner for the first time. He stayed the night, it was amazing and in the morning I got up before him and made breakfast.
I set the table and put our plates down and went to get him. We walked in to the dining room together and DJ is sitting on his fucking plate IN HIS EGGS TAKING A SHIT.
I yelled at the cat and threw my slipper at him but there was a mess, it fucking stunk. It was awful and my date left. I offered to take us out for breakfast but he said he didn't ever want to see a plate of eggs again.
So tonight I get home from work and I'm checking my phone and he cancelled our date for this weekend.
This damn cat is dooming me to be single forever. What the hell is going on here? I'm thinking about asking my ex to take the cat, but he hates cats and I doubt he will.