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Just walked in on my DH....

Anonymous
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masturbating.

I think.

He's in bed. Had the phone up to his face and covered by sheets.

Do I care? Ha! NO!

I'm too tired for sex and I have a bucket of halloween candy calling my name.

Thank you porn for taking care of one task for me today ;)




Note: Me and DH have an awesome sex life. I'm just not feeling it tonight...lol


Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 31, 2013 at 12:25 AM
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Seagodess
by Platinum Member on Oct. 31, 2013 at 12:26 AM
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Lol. Nice
svolkov
by Emerald Member on Oct. 31, 2013 at 12:26 AM
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Lol ive caught dh too. He totally tries yo play it off to lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Oct. 31, 2013 at 12:26 AM
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Phone Porn, clearning one thing off every tired moms schedule one phone at a time.

LadyBugMom09
by Platinum Member on Oct. 31, 2013 at 12:27 AM
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I wouldn't be okay with that.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Oct. 31, 2013 at 12:28 AM
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i catch dh all the time... I just do a dancing jig and laugh my way out the door

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Oct. 31, 2013 at 12:31 AM
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Ugg. DF tends to do it in the shower and ALWAYS gets some on the shower curtain. Then for the rest of the day anytime I have to pee I can smell it, he still hasn't figured out how I ALWAYS know.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Oct. 31, 2013 at 12:32 AM

He tries playing it cool....but has this deer in headlights look on his face. Haha! He apparently thinks I care lol...



Quoting Anonymous:

i catch dh all the time... I just do a dancing jig and laugh my way out the door



Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Oct. 31, 2013 at 12:32 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Oct. 31, 2013 at 12:33 AM
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How do you not want sex? Please tell me your secret on not wanting sex. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Oct. 31, 2013 at 12:34 AM

Ewww! What a big nasty!  At least my DH is scared I'll get ticked that he cleans up after himself well lol.


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Ugg. DF tends to do it in the shower and ALWAYS gets some on the shower curtain. Then for the rest of the day anytime I have to pee I can smell it, he still hasn't figured out how I ALWAYS know.



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