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Britney's music is being used to tell the story of Jesus?!

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Britney Spears Music Used to Tell Story of Jesus Christ -- Yes, Really

by Jacqueline Burt

britney christWho knew the music of Britney Spears was so ... versatile?? Remember when, not very long ago, we told you about how the merchant navy blasts Britney Spears songs at top volume from military vessels to deter Somali pirates? Well, that's not the only non-dancing purpose for the pop star's hits, apparently -- tunes like "Oops! I Did It Again" and " ... Baby One More Time" are now being used to tell the story of Jesus Christ. SPEARS: The Gospel According to Britney is an original musical by Patrick Blute set to premiere November 7 in NYC, and it's being billed as possibly "the greatest story ever told to the greatest music ever written.”

Um ... HOLY SH*T. 

Perhaps your head is swimming with the implied contradictions and profound WTF-ness of this idea? Here, Blute's explanation should clear a few things up for you:

These are Britney’s lyrics. These are Jesus Christ’s images ... The Britney Spears you see is not Britney Spears. Remember that. The Jesus Christ you read is not Jesus Christ.

These are manifestations. Accounts through the media, through the words of followers, of friends, of foes, of villains, of heroes, of liars, of biases. It’s a falsehood that people believe fame and fortune create happiness. That all ‘deaths’ receive a resurrection. I hope this project will show you otherwise through the power of listening and the power of forgiveness.

Oh! Well then. Now I get it. Except, NO I DON'T GET IT AT ALL. I dunno, is it just me? Does this whole starlet/Messiah mashup concept make sense to everybody else? Maybe more playwrights should be pushing this type of envelope: GAGA: The Teachings of Gandhi as Told by Lady Gaga. YOU BETTER TWERK: Buddhism by Way of Miley Cyrus.

It's Jesus Christ, b*tch. 

And that's all I have to say about that, I think. What else IS there to say?? 

Would you buy tickets for SPEARS: The Gospel According to Britney?

by on Nov. 4, 2013 at 11:31 AM
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by on Nov. 5, 2013 at 12:05 AM

freakin ridiculous. i thought Jesus was perfect and would never need to say oops i did it again

by on Nov. 5, 2013 at 12:14 AM
Well I love Jesus and I do love me some Britney.
by Cara on Nov. 5, 2013 at 12:46 AM
Lol. Awesome.
by Anonymous 7 on Nov. 5, 2013 at 12:50 AM

Ummmmmmm. I don't think I can get my head up my butte far enough to even understand this. 

by on Nov. 5, 2013 at 12:52 AM
Lmao. Wtf
by on Nov. 5, 2013 at 1:10 AM

Katy Perry started out as a Christian singer.

Quoting Anonymous:

Christmas is coming soon, yet another secular artist wanting to bank on the commercialism of Christmas, even Katie Perry penned a Christian song on her latest CD

by on Nov. 5, 2013 at 1:34 AM
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I do not want to see the results. There are too many examples of those who mock Jesus and the results
by Anonymous 8 on Nov. 5, 2013 at 1:57 AM

If britney is a changed woman her actions will change and she will be modest. if not then its still the same old bad example briteny people just dont know or care right from wrong, they will follow any old thing,  no wonder the bible says this land is filled with decieving spirits, christianity based on they kind that the multitudes follow is a happy good feeling that everything is okay as long as you believe and receive. david wilkerson saw our day and wept at so many turning to false spirits, perpetuating lies of God. those that would believe dont know what to think because christians have been such a bad example, shooting wounded, teaching adultey, caholisism idolatry, 'the republican judgemental church" that hates the poor, the joel osteen 'feel gooders' benny hinn and company, pat robertson and of course our presidents proclaiming christianity and supporting false flag wars, killing people in Gods name, sole purpose for greed. I had a pastor who told me once that he wouldnt dare help someone (like me) washing windows in a parking lot, because he only supports those who work. well wtf was i doing but washing car windows? i call that work, then he gets into his car and drives away to his golf course to play golf. im a christian, i hate pre-trib rapt, theories and fake faith healing. I love the Yashua of the bible.


by Anonymous 8 on Nov. 5, 2013 at 1:58 AM


edit; if britney is truly 'born again' she will drastically change, the britney you did love was a tramp. better get your priorities in order. if this is fake, she will not draw people to god, but away from god.

Quoting Erica705:

Well I love Jesus and I do love me some Britney.



by ~Cassandra~ on Nov. 5, 2013 at 2:02 AM I've heard it all. No, I wouldn't buy tickets to go to that, in fact, you couldn't pay ME enough to go to that. 

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