I used to keep mine in our bedside table...then we moved them to the closet because the kids found them.
I don't like it though. It kinda ruins the mood when we're making out and then I have to jump up and run to the closet for my strap-on.
Ok, apparently the stupid ones want to play today, so game on. I couldn't care less if you like sex toys or approve of them...if you don't have any, then you have none to hide, so you can feel free to go on about your business. Really ladies? Getting angry over a plastic dick? You should really lighten up;)
**Sex toys are not a substitute for sex....well, maybe for some of you lonely ladies it is, but not in this house. My hubs has a great dick too. Sex toys are not just dildos!! Can your husband's dick tie you to the bed? Can it vibrate on your clit?...NO....that's where the toys come in. They are for ADDED pleasure.
SOme fo you sound boring as fuck in the bedroom. Just sayin.