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Where do you hide your sex toys? Holy F****! ETA

Anonymous
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I used to keep mine in our bedside table...then we moved them to the closet because the kids found them.

I don't like it though. It kinda ruins the mood when we're making out and then I have to jump up and run to the closet for my strap-on.


Ok, apparently the stupid ones want to play today, so game on. I couldn't care less if you like sex toys or approve of them...if you don't have any, then you have none to hide, so you can feel free to go on about your business. Really ladies? Getting angry over a plastic dick? You should really  lighten up;)

**Sex toys are not a substitute for sex....well, maybe for some of you lonely ladies it is, but not in this house. My hubs has a great dick too. Sex toys are not just dildos!! Can your husband's dick tie you to the bed? Can it vibrate on your clit?...NO....that's where the toys come in. They are for ADDED pleasure.

SOme fo you sound boring as fuck in the bedroom. Just sayin.

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 6, 2013 at 7:35 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Nov. 6, 2013 at 7:37 AM
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In my husbands pants.


Edited to say I only have 1.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 6, 2013 at 7:38 AM
In a locked box under my bed
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Nov. 6, 2013 at 7:42 AM

under my bed in a small carry on type bag. along with other luggage, I know which one, the kids don't go in our room and dig under our bed, so we're good.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Nov. 6, 2013 at 7:44 AM
In my dresser at the bottom of a drawer in a little makeup bag.
LokisMama
by Platinum Member on Nov. 6, 2013 at 7:45 AM

Upper shelf in my closet, mostly because that just happened to be the easiest place to put it while I was unpacking.

MooseMomma
by Gold Member on Nov. 6, 2013 at 7:49 AM
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This. I don't own any sex toys, used to but got rid of them all after meeting my husband because I wasn't using them anymore.

Quoting Anonymous:

In my husbands pants.


Edited to say I only have 1.

sandra_t00
by ChaChi on Nov. 6, 2013 at 7:50 AM
under the bathroom sink.
cybcm
by Platinum Member on Nov. 6, 2013 at 7:51 AM
Same


Quoting Anonymous:

In my dresser at the bottom of a drawer in a little makeup bag.

coreynlala
by Bronze Member on Nov. 6, 2013 at 7:53 AM

Exactly what your post was, it's exactly what happened with us and yes it does ruin the mood.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Nov. 6, 2013 at 7:55 AM
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to hide my sex toy, he puts his pants on.

with a guy like that, who needs toys  

wink

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