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He's a rapist! ETA victim's description of events

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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My cat, that is.

My DD has a Brobee yo Gabba Gabba pillow pet. It was just sitting there helplessly on my living room floor.

My 13 year old FIXED cat decided that he wanted some of that. At first he tried seducing Brobee with a massage... But then he bit down on Brobee and started going to town! Poor Brobee is in the process of being sanitized. I threw a bulb syringe at the rapist and he took off running.

Fucking cat is 13 and this is the first time he's ever done this.

Pervert.


Artists rendering of the victim's description of events:


Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 11, 2013 at 5:27 AM
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Mrs-Somerhalder
by Blake on Nov. 11, 2013 at 5:28 AM

The elderly need love too.

TG3
by Silver Member on Nov. 11, 2013 at 5:31 AM

Dementia can cause things like this to happen. They're not just called dirty old men for nothing.

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 11, 2013 at 5:42 AM
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I'm sure Brobee will need therapy...

This had to have been traumatizing. He's only 4 after all.
leota29
by Silver Member on Nov. 11, 2013 at 6:26 AM
I'm laughing my ass off and trying not to wake the whole house! We have 3 cats and 2 Brobees lol I'm dying picturing that!!
aandt1999
by Platinum Member on Nov. 11, 2013 at 6:29 AM
Lol @ "he wanted some of that." Too funny!
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 11, 2013 at 7:30 AM
It was so awkward...

Quoting leota29:

I'm laughing my ass off and trying not to wake the whole house! We have 3 cats and 2 Brobees lol I'm dying picturing that!!
leota29
by Silver Member on Nov. 11, 2013 at 7:32 AM
Poor poor Brobee!

Quoting Anonymous:

It was so awkward...



Quoting leota29:

I'm laughing my ass off and trying not to wake the whole house! We have 3 cats and 2 Brobees lol I'm dying picturing that!!
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Nov. 11, 2013 at 7:34 AM
I'll never able to listen him sing "party in my tummy" the same way again.

Quoting leota29:

Poor poor Brobee!



Quoting Anonymous:

It was so awkward...





Quoting leota29:

I'm laughing my ass off and trying not to wake the whole house! We have 3 cats and 2 Brobees lol I'm dying picturing that!!
leota29
by Silver Member on Nov. 11, 2013 at 7:39 AM
Omg your killing me! Lmao!!!

Quoting Anonymous:

I'll never able to listen him sing "party in my tummy" the same way again.



Quoting leota29:

Poor poor Brobee!





Quoting Anonymous:

It was so awkward...







Quoting leota29:

I'm laughing my ass off and trying not to wake the whole house! We have 3 cats and 2 Brobees lol I'm dying picturing that!!
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 11, 2013 at 7:52 AM

Cats are pretty rapey....

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