My cat, that is.
My DD has a Brobee yo Gabba Gabba pillow pet. It was just sitting there helplessly on my living room floor.
My 13 year old FIXED cat decided that he wanted some of that. At first he tried seducing Brobee with a massage... But then he bit down on Brobee and started going to town! Poor Brobee is in the process of being sanitized. I threw a bulb syringe at the rapist and he took off running.
Fucking cat is 13 and this is the first time he's ever done this.
Artists rendering of the victim's description of events: