Im trying really hard NOT to hit him with the broom handle!
Honestly ladies! Today I got up super early, before anyone else. I scrubbed the house, wiped down all the counters including moving all the appliances and cleaning under them, moved the stove and mopped under it, mopped the kitchen floors, shampooed carpets, scrubbed toilets, washed windows, I mean I CLEANED this house. Once a month I do a mega cleaning, I clean everyday, but once a month I get down and dirty, moving the furniture and such.
I was still cleaning when my husband woke up. He came out, went to the kitchen and made a bowl of cereal. which is fine. Except that when I went out there he had dumped milk on the floor, there was sugar on every counter and rasian bran everywhere, I didnt say anything just kept cleaning.He then apparently decides to work on his bicycle, which he drug through the house across the carpets (which are light tan, and I just shampooed them) tracking dirt, there was a line, through the kitchen and living room, where he stopped and worked on it getting grease on the side of the couch and carpet. Then he dumped his glass of tea on the floor, he wasnt watching what he was doing with the bike and hit the glass with its tire.
He then complained that I hadnt cleaned the base boards yet!!! I just hadnt gotten there, I was too busy cleaning up after his ass.
Seriously ladies, I am glad he is getting ready for work, cause Im gonna beat him with the broom handle,this is ridiculous.
I dont mind him eating, but how hard is it to make a bowl of cereal without dumping everything on the floor.
I am so ready to scream. There vent over LOL!