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Quotes from the weirdest boss I have ever had

Anonymous
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He was from Egypt. A highly offensive man, who I am still wondering how tf had so many connections, and not to mention a multi-millionaire..

"They are opening a Jersey Mikes across the street. He is a bad man. Don't associate with him." (Screaming at the construction worker standing outside Jersey Mike's on his cell): "Fock you Jair zee mike!"

(Talking to his two black assistants): "Do you think if I played Jazz here that it would attract more black people?"

(In response to me asking where he found his black assistants): "Prison. They owe me their lives."

(Walks up to me and says): "There are lesbians having sex in the bathroom! Haha. Lesbians! Come watch with me!"

(Calls me on the phone the morning after the "lesbian sex"): "I had a heart attack and am in the hospital. Take the day off and please don't tell my wives."

(Talking about my tattoo): "I got a tattoo of a tiger on my penis. When I get an erection, he roars."
Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 13, 2013 at 6:57 PM
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AmaliaD
by Platinum Member on Nov. 13, 2013 at 7:07 PM

it sounds like a cultural barrier - i had a boss from egypt too, he was rather like that but i was underaged so he didnt treat me like that.   he thought and spoke like that though,  just not towards me.   

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Nov. 13, 2013 at 7:09 PM
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Sorry, some of those are hilarious... Not the racial ones of course
mommyrustina
by Platinum Member on Nov. 13, 2013 at 7:10 PM
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He would be my favorite boss ever!

MIA0223
by Emerald Member on Nov. 13, 2013 at 7:10 PM
Well, those are crazy!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 13, 2013 at 7:11 PM

Sounds like a nut..but a funny one.

.Bad.Wolf.
by Morsmordre on Nov. 13, 2013 at 7:12 PM
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...I laughed.

I'm going to burn in Hell someday
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Nov. 13, 2013 at 7:12 PM
Hilarious
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Nov. 13, 2013 at 7:13 PM
Lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Nov. 13, 2013 at 7:13 PM
He sounds funny
BeautifulFey
by on Nov. 13, 2013 at 7:14 PM
That shits hilarious.
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