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At first it was cute...

Posted by on Nov. 15, 2013 at 12:08 AM
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But now, it just pisses me off.

Yes. I'm pregnant. Yes. My belly sticks out. No, you can't rub it. Last time I checked, I wasn't Buddha (even though you so rudely insinuated such).

You cannot rub my belly. It will not bring you luck, or fortune. It can't bring you love, and no there's no weird fertility magic to gain when you touch me. It will, however have a high chance of bringing you pain or discomfort by either a verbal or physical variety. 

That is all.



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KayLundy3
by Silver Member on Nov. 15, 2013 at 12:09 AM
Lol!
AlexisKayStone
by Bronze Member on Nov. 15, 2013 at 12:09 AM

I hated that too

MilkLover0203
by Ruby Member on Nov. 15, 2013 at 12:15 AM
My father in law used to come up, and kiss my belly. I can't tell you how uncomfortable that made me.
ame85
by Chemistry cat on Nov. 15, 2013 at 12:16 AM
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Just honk a boob next time that happens.

*honk*
DevinAnnesmom
by Sarah on Nov. 15, 2013 at 12:16 AM
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I liked people rubbing my belly lol.
LivysMama
by Gold Member on Nov. 15, 2013 at 12:17 AM
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Just give them a good old, "Mama-slap" on the hand next time they try that shit.

usmchoney
by on Nov. 15, 2013 at 12:20 AM
Ehhhh....
Sassy762
by CAFE SASSY HBIC on Nov. 15, 2013 at 12:21 AM
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Just say..."sure if I can rub your nipples first"

preacherskid
by on Nov. 15, 2013 at 12:21 AM
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I told people I would bite them if they touched me when I was pregnant with ODD.  Crude, but it worked lol.

newmom121812
by Gold Member on Nov. 15, 2013 at 12:23 AM
I'm sorry. I got lucky and no one tried but oh if they did ... I would not have been happy
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