27 Bizarre Things That All Women Have Done At Least Once
ive done most of these, but not all. what about you?
Do shower math when you wake up to see how long you have to sleep and if itâs even worth showering or go back to bed and put your hair in a bun for work.
When hairs fall out in the shower I donât want to clog the drain so I put them on the shower wall and do a little swirl so they are neat and ready to be put in the garbage when Iâm done.
Laughed or coughed so hard when youâre on your period and more blood or a blood clot comes out. Then you have to do a quick waddle walk to the bathroom cause you feel like you just turned on the faucet.
When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull âem up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.
Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the cooter.
Tried on a shirt that was too small, then started to panic in the dressing room after realizing how restrictive it is when you canât get it back off over the boobs.
Start thinking that you either have to 1. buy the shirt and live in it now, or 2. theyâre going to have to use the jaws of life to remove it.
After shaving, wear silky or satin-y PJs.
I roll around in my bed going, âSMOOOOOOTH!â
Open my mouth really wide while putting mascara on. Also, redoing updos 30 times even though Iâm pretty sure it looks the same every time.
Kegels. Kegels in meetings at work. Kegels in the movie theatre. Kegels at dinner with friends. Kegels everywhere. If youâre talking to me, and Iâm sitting, I am definitely kegeling.
Instantly every girl who reads this does a Kegel.
Got on all fours in front of a mirror to see what doggystyle looks like from the dudeâs perspective.
When you wear a tight pair of pants and there is the seam that creates a little bulge right in the crotch, when you sit it presses against your vagina nicely, so you wiggle back and forth a bit to enjoy it. I canât be the only women that has felt it or enjoyed it.
Donât have a tampon when you start your periodâŚ fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the padding, walk unnaturally in an attempt to not mess up the paperâŚ failure. JustâŚ failure. Bloody, shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.
Cup shower water in my boobies then unleash the water torrent on my walls/toes.
Spending 30 mins in front of the mirror trying to get the âcat eyeâ liquid eyeliner just right. So far Iâve never succeeded.
Place hands in crotch for warmth.
That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feels ever.
I stick my hand down my pants all the time- watching tv, playing on the computer. Itâs not sexual, I just hold my lady while I watch Netflix.
Measure to see if our hair can cover our boobs/nipples in a playboy manner when just down. We all do it, I am sure of it.
We masturbate to fall asleep quicker. But once you have one orgasm youâre like, oh wait, I can have another. So begins a vicious cycle.
Enjoy the rush of freedom and lack of constriction that comes from taking oneâs bra off at the end of the day. Be free, my titties!
Sometimes I look down at my nipples and think theyâre too soft and big so I flick them to make them small and pointy.
Double checked to make sure I didnât accidentally put in two tampons. Let me die of embarrassment now.
When trying to poop in public we try to pretend weâre not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We wonât poop until theyâve left the bathroom. If they came to poop there is usually a poop stalemate. Nobody wins in a poop stalemate.
In other situations in a public wash room: keeping the flusher held down while taking a tremendous dump to avoid smell and noise. Donât deny you havenât done this!
Purposely donât shave vag when going out to avoid a hook-up.
The period check. When youâre sitting down, you âaccidentallyâ drop something and while youâre bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure youâre not leaking.
Also, indiscriminately doing the âcheckâ for ANY fellow female who asks, regardless of who they are â even your worst enemy or someone youâve never met before.