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Just got punched in the side of the head

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Laying in bed watching zombieland and hubby is sleeping. Next thing I know I get punched in the side of the head. He cought my eye. Now the right side hurts lol. He was asleep when he did it. He woke up when I yelled what the fuck. He feels bad. Held my head and kissed it and now he's back to sleep. Hopefully no black eye. He hit kind of hard.
by on Nov. 17, 2013 at 2:38 AM
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amy1will
by Amethyst on Nov. 17, 2013 at 3:11 AM
He said he tried to but he couldn't understand me. Lol he said it was like another language lol. Then I just feel back in the ved and closed my eyes. Yea I think it would be funny. I was scared my boys would do it cause we lived in a upstairs apartment. I had a gate up just in case.

Quoting JamieBue38:

Wow! He needs to record you, it would look so funny to watch yourself do something you don't remember! Can you have a conversation with an awake person? I know some people who will respond, but totally won't make sense



Quoting amy1will:

He gets a kick out of it he said. He tells me when I do things like that. I can have my eyes wide open talking but still be sleeping he said. Lol. I use to sleep walk when I was little and get cheese and eat it and throw the wrappers under my bed lol. My mom would have to check all the time.





Quoting JamieBue38:

LMAO! I literally lol-d. I love listening to sleep talkers, but I have never seen someone do something in their sleep. Must have been hilarious for your hubby







Quoting amy1will:

I talk mainly. Dh said one night I took my shirt off and stated swinging it around my head saying I can't find the papers lol. I dont remember doing that when I woke up but my shirt was iff and I couldn't find it.









Quoting JamieBue38:

Lol that's so weird!





The only thing I do while I'm asleep is fart...my ex would wake me up to laugh at me -__-
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Nov. 17, 2013 at 3:11 AM
I bet.

Quoting amy1will:

Lol I find it funny now. It hurt when it happened lol



Quoting Anonymous:

I'm sorry but this made me laugh.
caligirl7613
by Platinum Member on Nov. 17, 2013 at 3:12 AM
its like the teenage girl syndrome except for older men...u hear teenage girls say well i thought if i got pregnant he would never leave me.....for older men it must be like shes young and hot...let me knock her up so she cant leave me lmao

Quoting amy1will:

Oh I can completely understand that. I don't blame you at all. Seems like older guys get baby fever with younger women. My friend is 26 and her boyfriend is like 47 and he wants kids. Shes happy with the two she has by her ex.



Quoting caligirl7613:

i had 2 little kids at home as it was! (5 and 3 at the time) which he treated them well, dont get me wrong but hell i didnt need or want another baby!! and not to mention we were NO WHERE near financially stable AT ALL in any way shape or form. one of the reasons i choose to date older men is generally they already have bio kids and dont want more...i dont want more bio kids...so wy would i be with someone who either doesnt have kids at all, or wants more.





Quoting amy1will:

Oh wow that is crazy. I wouldn't be able to either. I would be happy to have them raised and gone and could relax. I wouldn't want to start over lol.







Quoting caligirl7613:

oh no, if i saw him eat chocolate at any point after dinner, i would sleep on the couch lol. i actually still miss him though. we broke up cuz he wanted a baby and i couldnt fathom why in the hell he would want to have one....he was 18 years older than me and i was about 22 or 23 at the time.....i mean he had kids older than me and he wanted to "start over" and i couldnt wrap my head around it.









Quoting amy1will:

Omg that is crazy. I would hide the chocolate lol.











Quoting caligirl7613:

lol my x was like that if he ate chocolate an hour or 2 before bed...he would sweat really bad and practically beat me up in his sleep. elbowing and kicking and rolling. i never had a black eye but he elbowed me so bad in the ribs a few times it left bruises. he always said he would be having dreams of "fighting" back when he was young and lived on the streets and survived by dealing crack. and it only happened when he ate chocolate.
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JamieBue38
by on Nov. 17, 2013 at 3:13 AM
Hmmm, I didnt know it was hereditary. Explains DD farting in her sleep. That would be scary to have a sleep walker though. You never know where they'll end up in the morning.

Quoting amy1will:

He said he tried to but he couldn't understand me. Lol he said it was like another language lol. Then I just feel back in the ved and closed my eyes. Yea I think it would be funny. I was scared my boys would do it cause we lived in a upstairs apartment. I had a gate up just in case.



Quoting JamieBue38:

Wow! He needs to record you, it would look so funny to watch yourself do something you don't remember! Can you have a conversation with an awake person? I know some people who will respond, but totally won't make sense





Quoting amy1will:

He gets a kick out of it he said. He tells me when I do things like that. I can have my eyes wide open talking but still be sleeping he said. Lol. I use to sleep walk when I was little and get cheese and eat it and throw the wrappers under my bed lol. My mom would have to check all the time.







Quoting JamieBue38:

LMAO! I literally lol-d. I love listening to sleep talkers, but I have never seen someone do something in their sleep. Must have been hilarious for your hubby









Quoting amy1will:

I talk mainly. Dh said one night I took my shirt off and stated swinging it around my head saying I can't find the papers lol. I dont remember doing that when I woke up but my shirt was iff and I couldn't find it.











Quoting JamieBue38:

Lol that's so weird!






The only thing I do while I'm asleep is fart...my ex would wake me up to laugh at me -__-
jenny3344
by Silver Member on Nov. 17, 2013 at 6:31 AM
My DD kicks in her sleep...hard.
TotallyTweedles
by Gold Member on Nov. 17, 2013 at 6:38 AM
I caught a knee to the eye once. SO was more than half asleep trying to get out of bed and nailed me right in the face. Had a little bruise. That was fun to explain.
justpeachy71904
by peachy on Nov. 17, 2013 at 6:40 AM
Too funny
my husband has done this. I asked what he was dreaming about he said he didn't know

But I got hit in the back of the head. I woke up seeing stars
NBean311
by Chivette on Nov. 17, 2013 at 6:42 AM

Aww I'm sorry! I hate that. My SO elbowed me a couple months ago right at the corner of my eyebrow and left a gnarly bruise. I yelped and he woke up, said he was having a dream that he was in a fight. Poor guy felt so bad, but damn it hurt. 

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