Yo momma so dumb, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo Momma feet are so big, her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip, at the radio station!
Yo Momma ain’t so bad. She would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo Momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
It took yo Momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, ’cause she couldn’t get used to the front seat!
Yo Momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
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