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Okay, I'm a mom....now tell me how a mom should act.

Posted by on Nov. 29, 2013 at 10:52 PM
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Yes...

This is a spin off....

So...

I know you all have an opinion on how a mom should act...

This is an opinionated group....
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4x4x16mom
by Bronze Member on Nov. 30, 2013 at 12:58 AM
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You should act like you don't give a f@&k. Who cares where you shop,.job you have,.and who cares how you raise your children. The idgaf moms are the best.
Why?
It doesn't matter at the end of the day. You take care of your family,.you love and provide for your kids.
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 30, 2013 at 1:00 AM

You should act like you love your kids. Well I guess "act" isn't an appropriate word but it should be apparent that you love them is what I mean.

luvmybug
by Amanda on Nov. 30, 2013 at 1:00 AM
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As long as your children are well taken care of, who really cares?
TammyKEJ
by Silver Member on Nov. 30, 2013 at 1:02 AM
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Not watch Doctor Who apparently

Im sorry....Im so, so sorry


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 30, 2013 at 1:05 AM
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1) Like a respectable lady who knows how to respect her elders, keep her cleavage and bum covered.

2) Normal hair. No outlandish colors or weird shaved cuts.

3) If you have tats, they should be covered.

4) Find the religion you believe is true, and show a good example of that to your children.

5) Watch your mouth. No cursing.

6) No drugs. Limit drinking to when they are in bed or not around.

7) Do not become an addict.

8) Limit their access to media that isn't child/family oriented.

9) Watch their music selection for the same reasons as above.

10) If you're married, respect their Daddy.

11) If you're not married, respect their Daddy, unless he's an evil man.

12) If you're single, stay single unless you can find a God loving man, and even then, go slowly.

13) Make them do chores. Kids need to learn responsibility.

I4) Careful with their selection of friends.

15) Careful with their selection of video games.

16) Help them learn how to eat healthily and take care of their bodies.

17) Help them understand how to take care of their minds as well. 


ahappymommy
by Platinum Member on Nov. 30, 2013 at 1:09 AM
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1. You cant have fun EVER! No going out, no watching tv shows or movies, nothing! 

2. You are not allowed to be fan of anything (you cant like anything, your a mom, all you can like is your kids!)

3. You must not dress in anything BUT a muumuu that buttons all the way to your neck and goes down to your ankles, you cant dress or look sexy or good at all!

4. You are now a mom, so you are no longer allowed to have social life, you must stay at home in your muumuu all day, taking care of your childs every need and want!

5. You are a mom, you are no longer allowed to do anything, go anywhere, or be a fan of anything! Learn to love it!

TG3
by Silver Member on Nov. 30, 2013 at 1:12 AM
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Here's what I've learned from being on another forum for 4 years:

Be a SAHM

Only be with a man who makes at least 6 figures.

Homeschool but have the money aside for private school.

Don't let your children out of your sight for 2 seconds but don't stifle their independance.

Keep a spotless house.

Make all meals with fresh, organic, and calorie counted ingredients.

Don't discipline but make sure your kids are well behaved in public.

Don't vax.

Don't do daycare in any form.

Dress modestly, but slutty enough so your husband doesn't cheat.

Only let your children drink water, but not tap in case of fluride or bottled because its made by orphans in China.

Your child HAS to go to college, it doesn't matter if they want to be a chef, or an electrician, or a plumber.

You HAVE to pay for every expense in that college but not have a say in what they major in.

... there are more but I can't think of them right now.

Elizabeth1131
by Bronze Member on Nov. 30, 2013 at 1:13 AM
Omfg!!! U r hilarious!!! Lol


Quoting ahappymommy:

1. You cant have fun EVER! No going out, no watching tv shows or movies, nothing! 

2. You are not allowed to be fan of anything (you cant like anything, your a mom, all you can like is your kids!)

3. You must not dress in anything BUT a muumuu that buttons all the way to your neck and goes down to your ankles, you cant dress or look sexy or good at all!

4. You are now a mom, so you are no longer allowed to have social life, you must stay at home in your muumuu all day, taking care of your childs every need and want!

5. You are a mom, you are no longer allowed to do anything, go anywhere, or be a fan of anything! Learn to love it!


TG3
by Silver Member on Nov. 30, 2013 at 1:13 AM


what if you don't believe in God?


Quoting Anonymous:

1) Like a respectable lady who knows how to respect her elders, keep her cleavage and bum covered.

2) Normal hair. No outlandish colors or weird shaved cuts.

3) If you have tats, they should be covered.

4) Find the religion you believe is true, and show a good example of that to your children.

5) Watch your mouth. No cursing.

6) No drugs. Limit drinking to when they are in bed or not around.

7) Do not become an addict.

8) Limit their access to media that isn't child/family oriented.

9) Watch their music selection for the same reasons as above.

10) If you're married, respect their Daddy.

11) If you're not married, respect their Daddy, unless he's an evil man.

12) If you're single, stay single unless you can find a God loving man, and even then, go slowly.

13) Make them do chores. Kids need to learn responsibility.

I4) Careful with their selection of friends.

15) Careful with their selection of video games.

16) Help them learn how to eat healthily and take care of their bodies.

17) Help them understand how to take care of their minds as well. 




Anonymous
by Anonymous on Nov. 30, 2013 at 1:14 AM


Then omit number four, but do the rest.

Quoting TG3:


what if you don't believe in God?


Quoting Anonymous:

1) Like a respectable lady who knows how to respect her elders, keep her cleavage and bum covered.

2) Normal hair. No outlandish colors or weird shaved cuts.

3) If you have tats, they should be covered.

4) Find the religion you believe is true, and show a good example of that to your children.

5) Watch your mouth. No cursing.

6) No drugs. Limit drinking to when they are in bed or not around.

7) Do not become an addict.

8) Limit their access to media that isn't child/family oriented.

9) Watch their music selection for the same reasons as above.

10) If you're married, respect their Daddy.

11) If you're not married, respect their Daddy, unless he's an evil man.

12) If you're single, stay single unless you can find a God loving man, and even then, go slowly.

13) Make them do chores. Kids need to learn responsibility.

I4) Careful with their selection of friends.

15) Careful with their selection of video games.

16) Help them learn how to eat healthily and take care of their bodies.

17) Help them understand how to take care of their minds as well. 






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