I needed to make a quick run to Walmart for a few things tonight. We have a few crazies but not bad, maybe because our ratio of residents to Walmarts is roughly 10 to 1).
Stop by the feminine care department but someone is in front of me, so I wait patiently for her to finish. She realizes I am there, says sorry and quickly grabs a couple of items and turns to me to ask a question -
"Which one do you think will make my cooch smell better?"
Ummm, are you kidding me? Where are the cameras? Am I being punked? WTH?
I think the o.O face I gave her said it all and she moved on.
What is your funniest Walmart story? And please tell me that I was being punked!!!