Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

why are mothers so shocked about this

 if you have a teen in the house, chances are that he or she is masturbating at some point - chances are also that at some point you will walk in on it

its not immoral, its not illegal, and its not disgusting (unless you have to do their laundry)

your son has a penis - he is going to stroke it

your daughter has a vagina - she is going to put things in there (just don't ask why the hair brush handle is sticky, and don't use her hair brush ever again)

 

GET OVER IT - ITS NATURAL

by on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:45 AM
Replies (11-20):
Alchemist_Momma
by Platinum Member on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:53 AM
1 mom liked this
And if the bedroom door is closed, always knock!!!
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
sendsun
by Bronze Member on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:54 AM

That's a little disturbing!

Quoting Anonymous: When mil caught my dh watching porn, he wasn't masturbating (yet) lol.. at age 12ish. She sat next to him starting watching it and was like "wow that's a thick black cock" . He never ever watched it again unless no one was home. Lmao .


DevinAnnesmom
by Sarah on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:54 AM
1 mom liked this
Well, my oldest is only 9, so it hasn't happened yet, but I know it's inevitable. I'm not looking forward to sticky sheets. I'm thinking that will be the point at which they will be responsible for their own laundry lol.
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:54 AM
I never masturbated. Not everyone has masturbated.
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:55 AM
1 mom liked this
Lol its funny as hell. He was like "ewww my mom said cock and she's watching this?! Fuck that!"

Quoting sendsun:

That's a little disturbing!

Quoting Anonymous: When mil caught my dh watching porn, he wasn't masturbating (yet) lol.. at age 12ish. She sat next to him starting watching it and was like "wow that's a thick black cock" . He never ever watched it again unless no one was home. Lmao .


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:55 AM
Im not feeling the shock.
ElvinCephalopod
by Bronze Member on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:56 AM

 i never said everyone did or does it - i said chances are its likely

Quoting Anonymous: I never masturbated. Not everyone has masturbated.

 

PoisonEyeV
by _ on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:56 AM

That's fucked up.

 

Quoting Anonymous: Lol its funny as hell. He was like "ewww my mom said cock and she's watching this?! Fuck that!"

Quoting sendsun:

That's a little disturbing!

Quoting Anonymous: When mil caught my dh watching porn, he wasn't masturbating (yet) lol.. at age 12ish. She sat next to him starting watching it and was like "wow that's a thick black cock" . He never ever watched it again unless no one was home. Lmao .



Mel0dy
by Platinum Member on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:57 AM

lol I agree its normal but I would still want to rip my own eyeballs out of my head 

mrsbrimer
by Gold Member on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:58 AM
4 moms liked this
When i was like 18 my mom found my dildo while doing laundry.. she came in my room.and threw it at my head and walked out
Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)



Featured