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why are mothers so shocked about this

 if you have a teen in the house, chances are that he or she is masturbating at some point - chances are also that at some point you will walk in on it

its not immoral, its not illegal, and its not disgusting (unless you have to do their laundry)

your son has a penis - he is going to stroke it

your daughter has a vagina - she is going to put things in there (just don't ask why the hair brush handle is sticky, and don't use her hair brush ever again)

 

GET OVER IT - ITS NATURAL

by on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:45 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Dec. 18, 2013 at 2:58 AM
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Really? Never? Even as a teen, you never touched it and thought 'oh that feels weird.'?

Quoting Anonymous: I never masturbated. Not everyone has masturbated.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Dec. 18, 2013 at 3:00 AM
Nope never. I wasn't interested in sex until college and by then I had someone to rub that spot.

Quoting Anonymous: Really? Never? Even as a teen, you never touched it and thought 'oh that feels weird.'?



Quoting Anonymous: I never masturbated. Not everyone has masturbated.
PoisonEyeV
by ☆ No Ragrets ☆ on Dec. 18, 2013 at 3:00 AM
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Quoting Anonymous: Really? Never? Even as a teen, you never touched it and thought 'oh that feels weird.'?

Quoting Anonymous: I never masturbated. Not everyone has masturbated.




Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Dec. 18, 2013 at 3:01 AM
Nope never. I wasn't interested in sex until college and by then I had someone to rub that spot.

Quoting Anonymous: Really? Never? Even as a teen, you never touched it and thought 'oh that feels weird.'?



Quoting Anonymous: I never masturbated. Not everyone has masturbated.
ElvinCephalopod
by Bronze Member on Dec. 18, 2013 at 3:01 AM
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 who wouldn't want to rip their eyeballs out after walking in on their teen! lol

Quoting Mel0dy:

lol I agree its normal but I would still want to rip my own eyeballs out of my head 

 

crumpy_gat
by No. on Dec. 18, 2013 at 3:02 AM
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Knowing is one thing; seeing and accepting are another.
Sassy762
by CAFE SASSY HBIC on Dec. 18, 2013 at 3:02 AM
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WELL......in 34 years I have never ever walked in on any of my kids masturbating ........the thought didn't cross my mind and I would love to keep it like this 

BUT thanks to OP....................now I am going to be paranoid as hell......

THANKS OP, lol

thefiregoddess
by MotherDucker on Dec. 18, 2013 at 3:02 AM
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Erhm.. I guess I must be the only one who never considered a hair brush as having vaginal uses?



On a side note I'm laughing mighty hard at this post.. are people that in the closet?

ElvinCephalopod
by Bronze Member on Dec. 18, 2013 at 3:02 AM

 i never did either

Quoting Anonymous: Nope never. I wasn't interested in sex until college and by then I had someone to rub that spot.

Quoting Anonymous: Really? Never? Even as a teen, you never touched it and thought 'oh that feels weird.'?



Quoting Anonymous: I never masturbated. Not everyone has masturbated.

 

Sassy762
by CAFE SASSY HBIC on Dec. 18, 2013 at 3:03 AM

I was until OP had to open her big mouth.....smdh

Quoting thefiregoddess:

Erhm.. I guess I must be the only one who never considered a hair brush as having vaginal uses?



On a side note I'm laughing mighty hard at this post.. are people that in the closet?


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