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Strippers (a realistic post)

Anonymous
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I just had to share this little story.

Once upon a time my guy friends drug me out to a strip club for a birthday shindig. I had to use the restroom. A stripper walks in and sits down in the stall next to mine. She asks me if I happen to be carrying a tampon because she needs one. I slip one under the stall. As I am washing my hands I can hear her taking a big nasty dump.

She comes out of the bathroom and is on stage a few minutes later.

The next thing I know she is shaking her ass directly in my friend's face. I waited to tell him what I knew until we got in the car to go home.

I still chuckle about it when I think about it.

Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 19, 2013 at 12:23 AM
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-_-
by Ruby Member on Dec. 19, 2013 at 12:25 AM
Well, shit happens.
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thejodigirl
by Platinum Member on Dec. 19, 2013 at 12:26 AM

Like he'd care. lol.

LeslieandBerlyn
by Silver Member on Dec. 19, 2013 at 12:26 AM
LOL
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Dec. 19, 2013 at 12:27 AM

 It just makes me laugh because she was practically jiggling her ass cheeks on his face. We got in the car and he kept going on and on about how hot that was...

Quoting -_-: Well, shit happens.

 

zeenah
by Zarah on Dec. 19, 2013 at 12:27 AM

Hmm booty shaking bloody poop.

Wishing everyone a very happy very blessed holiday season.

zeenah
by Zarah on Dec. 19, 2013 at 12:27 AM

I hope she had wet wipes.

Wishing everyone a very happy very blessed holiday season.

notjstasocermom
by Emerald Member on Dec. 19, 2013 at 12:27 AM
Ok? Im sure she wiped her ass. Lol
ethanlogan13
by Silver Member on Dec. 19, 2013 at 12:28 AM
Ha Ha.
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 19, 2013 at 12:28 AM
Why did your guy friends drug you
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 19, 2013 at 12:28 AM
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if he didn't complain about the funk she must have cleaned up pretty well. ha!

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