I just had to share this little story.
Once upon a time my guy friends drug me out to a strip club for a birthday shindig. I had to use the restroom. A stripper walks in and sits down in the stall next to mine. She asks me if I happen to be carrying a tampon because she needs one. I slip one under the stall. As I am washing my hands I can hear her taking a big nasty dump.
She comes out of the bathroom and is on stage a few minutes later.
The next thing I know she is shaking her ass directly in my friend's face. I waited to tell him what I knew until we got in the car to go home.
I still chuckle about it when I think about it.