Is it because you secretly just want to carpet dive your pastors wife?
I don't understand the Christian fixation with gays so ladies maybe you can explain.
Is it some kind of repressed lust for the pastors wife that makes you hate lesbians so?
Or do you fear the time your husband spent alone at that all boy bible camp made him a secret butt pirate?(because he was probably sailing the chocolate seas long before that!)
Enough with the jokes, I'm a Christian too but seriously gays? Do you really think being gay is a worse sin than lying? Divorce? not keeping the sabbath day holy?
Here's some things the bible forbid other than homosexuality will you give these things up too?
Leviticus 11:4 “Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.”
Leviticus 3:17 “It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat…”
Oh come, you can hear its faint echo right now.
I'm here to turn up the volume.