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no means no stupid bible thumper!

Anonymous
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Those church people who go door to door? I want to punch them. When I say I'm not interested in your pamphlets, I don't want them! When I say I'm busy with my kids and don't want to talk to you about my religion, if I go to church, etc...shut up and walk away! And when you're too stupid to take the hints, and I tell you I don't want to hear your ramblings about crap...WALK AWAY! I can't stand people who shove their religion down my throat.

no I don't want to give you my phone number so we can "talk later". And no I don't want you to come back later. And then when I finally just shut the door in their face? I later walked outside and found the pamphlets I specifically said I didn't want, tapped to my door.

go home bible thumpers! No one cares!
Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 30, 2013 at 5:09 PM
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MrsDavidB25
by Stacey on Dec. 30, 2013 at 5:10 PM
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 Next time open the door wearing a thong and nipple tassles.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Dec. 30, 2013 at 5:10 PM

Just close the door on them.

1likeme
by on Dec. 30, 2013 at 5:11 PM
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I simply tell them "no thank you, have a nice day" while I'm closing my door.
-Teeter-Totter-
by on Dec. 30, 2013 at 5:11 PM
Just start stripping and/ or whip out the fire extinguisher and raise an eyebrow with an evil grin.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Dec. 30, 2013 at 5:12 PM
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Quoting Anonymous:

Just close the door on them.

 

LokisMama
by Platinum Member on Dec. 30, 2013 at 5:13 PM

Or a knife. I've scared many a door to door religion salesman by opening the door with a carving knife in hand.

Quoting MrsDavidB25:

 Next time open the door wearing a thong and nipple tassles.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Dec. 30, 2013 at 5:15 PM

or you can do let my ex did. He told me after we were married that while he was single he answered the door in his underwear with a porn movie on loud enough for them to hear it and invite them in to watch it...he said the pretty much ran away.

Quoting MrsDavidB25:

 Next time open the door wearing a thong and nipple tassles.


KYLIEAARONMOMMY
by Ruby Member on Dec. 30, 2013 at 5:15 PM
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Mobile Photo

Thus works great at my house.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Dec. 30, 2013 at 5:16 PM
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A friend of my son went to the door with costume makeup blood smeared on a kitchen knife and apron (nothing else on) and said sure come in we will discuss your religion and how you can save me as soon as I finish the goat sacrifice. This was after he had told them several times he no longer wished they come to his home and or leave pamphlets. Never came back just got a we'll pray for your soul. 

Danapopcorn
by on Dec. 30, 2013 at 5:16 PM
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When I was 16, I was living with my (now) DH. A mormon group came to the door and he answered it. I was still asleep. Well I had woken up in the middle of their convo (not knowing they were there.) and walked into the living room, naked, holding a bottle of vodka from last night. As soon as I saw them I screamed and ran back into the bedroom. They were like :O and ask "uhh, is that your wife?" Dh decides to be funny and goes "My wife? I wouldn't marry that whore for nothin!".....They left.

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