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Worst pick up line?

Posted by on Dec. 30, 2013 at 11:41 PM
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What's the worst one you've heard?

"Your complexion would look great on me!" That's the worst I've heard!

Ready???? GO!!!!!
by on Dec. 30, 2013 at 11:41 PM
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CherrieFaeries
by Alice In Heathenland on Dec. 30, 2013 at 11:43 PM
"Are you old enough to vote?" Lol
nanny1918
by Platinum Member on Dec. 30, 2013 at 11:46 PM
Do you have a library card ?
Because I'm checking you out.
seemommyrun
by Sue daNim on Dec. 30, 2013 at 11:46 PM

You ever play the lottery? Know what you get if you win? Me.

I dated him for 2 years. LOL

ImNotKarl
by Also Not Paul on Dec. 30, 2013 at 11:47 PM

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.

Tonight I'm a certified electrician, and I'll turn you on like a light switch.

I was a stripper for a while, so I heard a lot of bad ones. A couple of times I've been known to reply with, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is FUCKED up. Looks like you hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down here, buddy."

Ask me how you can be of at least average intelligence!

Bekki
by on Dec. 30, 2013 at 11:47 PM

I like big fat girls like you.

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