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Seriously, in the living room? Am I overreacting?

Anonymous
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It's the middle of the night. I couldn't sleep and went for a glass of water. Walked in on DH watching porn and jacking off on our sofa. EW. EW. EW. I don't care that he was watching porn. He does that all the time. Whatever. But on our sofa??? People sit there! I tried to not show how annoyed I was with it. But damn. I said something and he just laughed it off. I wanted to bitch a little but I didn't want to make him mad so I walked away and he's still in there doing his thing. GROSS!

I just expect that sort of thing to be taken care of in the bathroom or something. Not our living room. Part of me thinks I might just be cranky and tired. Am I overreacting?

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 8, 2014 at 2:12 AM
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DonnaNoble
by Platinum Member on Jan. 8, 2014 at 2:13 AM
You've never had sex on the sofa?
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crumpy_gat
by No. on Jan. 8, 2014 at 2:13 AM
Haven't you ever had sex on a couch?

I'd be more worried about kids catching him.
lnrmom
by on Jan. 8, 2014 at 2:14 AM
This

Quoting crumpy_gat: Haven't you ever had sex on a couch?



I'd be more worried about kids catching him.
Sassy762
by 200 on Jan. 8, 2014 at 2:16 AM
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Throw him a towel

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 8, 2014 at 2:16 AM
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We've started out on the sofa but we always took it to the floor or bedroom. Dunno. I wouldn't want to sit where things like that have gone on. You can wash sheets. Sofas are harder to clean.

Quoting DonnaNoble: You've never had sex on the sofa?


KennyPooPoo22
by on Jan. 8, 2014 at 2:17 AM
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Please don't come to my house. There has been a lot more than jerking off go down on our couch....and the washer....and the shower....and the floor....and the kitchen.....and the.....
Dzyre1115
by Desiree` on Jan. 8, 2014 at 2:20 AM

 I'm with you....not on the couch!

katemckenzie
by Kate on Jan. 8, 2014 at 2:21 AM
I don't care about the couch. I'd care about the kids getting out of bed.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 8, 2014 at 2:22 AM

Ha! Thank you. I'm glad someone agrees with me. LOL I'm just gonna laugh it off tonight.

Quoting Dzyre1115:

 I'm with you....not on the couch!


Mocha.Maya.Me
by on Jan. 8, 2014 at 2:22 AM
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 Also his house, and his sofa also. Human biological secretions are generally found on all items, EVERY FUCKING WHERE. Snot , blood, sweat, tears, spit, urine, or semen, vagina mucus, there's really not that much differenceWe touch it every day and most times do not even realize it.

I'd have just laughed and asked if he needed help or wanted company.

(shrugs)

 

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