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Ugh he's not your kid! UPDATE

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
An ex just contacted me on Facebook about my son. he's 5 and was born July 28, 2008.

Well his first message was "when is ____'s bday?" So I told him.

So then he says "um well he looks just like and the dates add up so you weren't going to say anything?"

Umm no the last time we had sex was October 1 2007.


UPDATE: none of you bitches can add or know basic biology.
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:11 PM
Replies (21-30):
nancym3
by Silver Member on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:37 PM
Really?
sweetiebell
by on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:38 PM
Seems right to me... Am I missing something?
Goth_mom13
by on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:38 PM
3 moms liked this

math....learn it

AllaB
by Bronze Member on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:40 PM

so ummmm...that's like 9 months after you had sex....Can you count?

Sparklepants747
by Queen Annie on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:40 PM
1 mom liked this

Wow. He might be right. Check the dates. Who's his dad? 

EntrepeneurMom
by The Major on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:41 PM
2 moms liked this
I've had this happen. Not unless his penis was long enough to stretch over 2.5 months!
elfling811
by Niki on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:44 PM
Sounds like it could be his kid to me. Do a paternity test.
noelgray
by Gold Member on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:45 PM

Um yeah those dates pretty much add up...

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Noel (25)
& Brandon (26)
TTC since March 1, 2008
Avery Drew (grew wings 1/5/08 at 6wks 3days gestation)
Skylar Dakota (grew wings 4/19/08 at 5wks 1day gestation)
Charlie Blake (grew wings 4/4/10 at 4wks 3days gestation)

Angel89411
by on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:45 PM

Ummm...October to July is 9 months. Unless the child in question was a preemie, this sounds plausible to me. Where are you getting 2.5 months from?

Quoting EntrepeneurMom: I've had this happen. Not unless his penis was long enough to stretch over 2.5 months!


P.e.b.b.l.e.s
by Gold Member on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:46 PM


Quoting rockgal81: You remember the exact date of when you last had sex with him back in 2007?! Hahaha ummm...ok

I remember that the very last time I had sex with OS father was Sept 19 1988.  

BTW, OP, my OS birthday is July 7.  He was a little over 2 weeks late.

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