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Ugh he's not your kid! UPDATE

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
An ex just contacted me on Facebook about my son. he's 5 and was born July 28, 2008.

Well his first message was "when is ____'s bday?" So I told him.

So then he says "um well he looks just like and the dates add up so you weren't going to say anything?"

Umm no the last time we had sex was October 1 2007.


UPDATE: none of you bitches can add or know basic biology.
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:11 PM
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mommaFruFru
by Gold Member on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:46 PM
Huh? This makes no sense!

Unless her ds was a premie the dates match up...


Quoting EntrepeneurMom: I've had this happen. Not unless his penis was long enough to stretch over 2.5 months!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:48 PM
Did you learn basic addition? Dates match up
laranadtony
by Ruby Member on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:50 PM
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Quoting Angel89411:

Ummm...October to July is 9 months. Unless the child in question was a preemie, this sounds plausible to me. Where are you getting 2.5 months from?

Quoting EntrepeneurMom: I've had this happen. Not unless his penis was long enough to stretch over 2.5 months!


LOL! If I know her like I think and the way she types. She means in her case.

Don't sweat the petty things;Don't pet the sweaty things!

laranadtony
by Ruby Member on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:51 PM
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Quoting mommaFruFru: Huh? This makes no sense!

Unless her ds was a premie the dates match up...


Quoting EntrepeneurMom: I've had this happen. Not unless his penis was long enough to stretch over 2.5 months!

I thing she means in her own case. She is a woman of few words, so that was easy to misunderstand. 

Don't sweat the petty things;Don't pet the sweaty things!

Maks1mommy
by Ruby Member on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:51 PM

I'm due July 31, i got pregnant in October. Also, I was born July 24, my mom got pregnant in October.

Mandy575
by Silver Member on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:52 PM
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Troll fail

laranadtony
by Ruby Member on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:53 PM

Ok, the way you count up is to count forward 3 months(there are some variances depending on the end of the month and things like that), So, if you had a baby in july,...august..september...you got pregnant in october.

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:53 PM
Yeah because it was on my birthday.

Quoting rockgal81: You remember the exact date of when you last had sex with him back in 2007?! Hahaha ummm...ok
Anonymous
by Anonymous 7 on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:54 PM
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Results:  

First Day of Last Menstrual Period:  October 22, 2007

Probable Date of Ovulation:  November 5, 2007

Possible Dates of Conception:  November 1 to November 9, 2007

Due Date:  July 28, 2008 (40 weeks)


Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Jan. 27, 2014 at 3:55 PM

LOL 

Quoting TrueTrophyWife: Call Maury

 

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