Went to Walmart for a few rings and when I went to checkout I ran into a friend from high school and we talked for a bit while waiting in line. For some reason I caught a bit of the conversation the guy behind me was having on his phone. "Yeah my ass is pretty sore. My wife keeps asking me what my deal is and I'm running out of excuses. I don't want her to find out."
I about had to bite my cheek to keep from laughing out loud. My friend keeps saying that it's probably not what it sounded like, but I like to imagine that is WAS what it wounded like. It's just funnier that way.
on Jan. 31, 2014 at 11:39 PM