He is so freaking lucky I didn't bust his a** *update*
Every damn morning my kid gets up and tries to pull some reason why he can't go to school.
Today he decided he was blind. Walking into things, almost stepped on a dog, hit his head against a wall, and just freaking out crying. Nothing was in his eyes. If he thought you weren't looking he'd open his eyes to look then quickly shut them again.
It use to take him 30 minutes to get ready that is with breakfast on the table when he walks out of his room.
Now it fucking takes up to an hour and a half to get him out the door because he just makes up lies why he can't go to school.
Now he has lost his tv time, youtube time, xbox, and tablet.
Oh and he just turned six last month.
He is not being bullied at school, he is doing great at school, he loves school. Just not mornings.
So he is home.... Want to know what made his eye feel better? The princable gave him some magic gram crackers and POOF his blindness went away.