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1. Pick random controversial subject.

2. Make sure you're completely clueless about it.

3. You have two options here
a)be very very vague
b)give way too many details

4. Ignore any pertinent questions.

5. When called out act like you don't know what a troll is.

6. Use horrible spelling and grammar, although that sometimes is not done on purpose.

7. Sometimes it's best to just post and disappear.

8. Throw in a few completely off the wall comments.

9. For extra pizzazz put a picture you found on Google.

10. When the going gets tough delete delete delete.
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by on Mar. 2, 2014 at 10:48 AM
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Danesmommy1
by Grammar Police on Mar. 2, 2014 at 11:21 AM
I love a good troll post. I've never done it myself though, I don't think I'm creative enough, lol.
kitty8199
by Ruby Member on Mar. 2, 2014 at 11:22 AM
Same here. I've tied to come up with one. I just can't, lol

Quoting Danesmommy1: I love a good troll post. I've never done it myself though, I don't think I'm creative enough, lol.
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the_dude
by abides on Mar. 2, 2014 at 11:24 AM
4 moms liked this

10 is key... 

trolls hate when side conversations start in their threads and it's no longer about theeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmm...

KymberleeAnn
by on Mar. 2, 2014 at 11:25 AM

Lol me too:)

Quoting Anonymous: I like the troll posts. They keep things spicy!


carterscutie85
by Queen Bee on Mar. 2, 2014 at 11:25 AM

Personally I like to troll about things that I know will upset people, but not neccasarily controversial things.

For example my troll post last year where I said I took an (Unpaid for) bathing suit out of someone's cart and bought it for myself because it was the last one and I really wanted it lol.

Bitches went insane over that one.

kitty8199
by Ruby Member on Mar. 2, 2014 at 11:26 AM
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I remember that one, lol. You're a thief!

Quoting carterscutie85:

Personally I like to troll about things that I know will upset people, but not neccasarily controversial things.

For example my troll post last year where I said I took an (Unpaid for) bathing suit out of someone's cart and bought it for myself because it was the last one and I really wanted it lol.

Bitches went insane over that one.

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carterscutie85
by Queen Bee on Mar. 2, 2014 at 11:31 AM
2 moms liked this

It was actually somewhat inspired by true events lol.

I had actually been out shopping that day, not for bathing suits just clothes at a consignment shop. I kept noticing this women peering into my cart like she was wanting something in there and boom, an idea was born lol.

Quoting kitty8199: I remember that one, lol. You're a thief!


Jblb
by Platinum Member on Mar. 2, 2014 at 11:32 AM
This,

Thank you for the tips OP ;)

Quoting abecee:

Sadly and much to my disappointed I failed Trolling101.  I've tried a couple of times but have yet to be successful.  I will commit your list of "how to troll" to memory.  Watch out.

abecee
by on Mar. 2, 2014 at 11:34 AM

 From what I've seen creativity is not mandatory.

Quoting Danesmommy1: I love a good troll post. I've never done it myself though, I don't think I'm creative enough, lol.

 

Danesmommy1
by Grammar Police on Mar. 2, 2014 at 11:36 AM
Lol, you're right.

Quoting abecee:

 From what I've seen creativity is not mandatory.


Quoting Danesmommy1: I love a good troll post. I've never done it myself though, I don't think I'm creative enough, lol.

 

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